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I Got Those Holiday Traffic Suckage Season Blues

08 December 2010 @ 23:27

I need some hits, baby
My hit meter’s falling down
Oh, I need some hits, baby
My hit meter’s hit the ground
It’s that Holiday suckage, mama
You’re the only one can turn it ’round

VALORY IRENE…

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11 Comments
  1. Erich Madden permalink
    09 December 2010 @ 00:22 00:22

    As traffic suckage season stretches on, I have detected a, ahem, “increasing” trend among Bob’s rule 5 coverage her. Please, folks, hit this man’s blog as many times as possible, or we are going to end up with this for next week’s rule 5.

  2. Erich Madden permalink
    09 December 2010 @ 00:23 00:23

    As traffic suckage season stretches on, I have detected a, ahem, “increasing” trend among Bob’s rule 5 coverage here. Please, folks, hit this man’s blog as many times as possible, or we are going to end up with this for next week’s rule 5.

  3. Erich Madden permalink
    09 December 2010 @ 00:36 00:36

    Spam filter appears to have eaten my comment. I can’t imagine why.

  4. Woodrow Dingus permalink
    09 December 2010 @ 07:39 07:39

    Thanks. I needed that.

  5. 09 December 2010 @ 14:52 14:52

    “It’s that Holiday suckage, mama
    You’re the only one can turn it ’round”

    You’re too funny, Bobby.
    😛

  6. neovictorian23 permalink
    09 December 2010 @ 19:22 19:22

    She is, umm, IMPRESSIVE. A cut, no, TWO cuts above the ordinary.

    Etc. 🙂

  7. Woodrow Dingus permalink
    10 December 2010 @ 06:34 06:34

    Yeah, what Neo said. Definitely.

  8. 10 December 2010 @ 09:06 09:06

    Erich: No matter what level of suckitude my traffic reaches, I will never – never ever! – resort to publishing such hydraulic abominations here.

    Vicki: In my younger days, I was called a ‘scamp’.

    Neo / Woodrow: Blame it on my love of women with dark hair and Jewish or Italian noses.

  9. Jeff Weimer permalink
    13 December 2010 @ 09:34 09:34

    While Bob here leans on Rule 5 to bring the hits, Stacy at theothermccain is beating Rule 4 like it owes him money.

    • bobbelvedere permalink*
      13 December 2010 @ 17:37 17:37

      Jeff: He sticks with what he does best, and so do I.

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