Tera Patrick Is Not An Alien
30 November 2010 @ 23:15
Hagbard Celine reporting — Though it is obvious to anyone who looks up from her chest [and not many have] that she is of Thai, Dutch, and English descent, actress Tera Patrick was actually born in Montana, Rule 5 News has learned.
In other TeraNews, Miss Patrick will not be appearing in the latest Alyssa Milano Made-For-Cable Movie, Sundays At Tiffany’s, despite the claims of one Robert Stacy McCain that the film is the BEST. CABLE. MOVIE. EVAH!
Enough with the news, here’s the pictures:
TERA PATRICK…
I’m not sure but if you look hard enough, there might be a naked picture or two of her.
Naked pictures? On the internet? Scandalous! Say it ain’t so!
If she is an alien, take me to her planet!!!
If I ever get a shot at her, she may be the death of me but what a way to go.
Dave, as you well know, we keep it PG-13 here at TCOTS because we have a lot of ladies who visit the site. This fact, however, does not stop me from doing private research.
I’m not sure if Ms. Patrick is PG-13 even when she is fully clothed. 🙂
Erich: Good point.