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Sofia Vergara Not Attacked By Closet Lesbian!!!

29 November 2010 @ 23:29

Hagbard Celine reporting  In a reverse of the shocking story we first broke in July, sources tell us that Miss Vergara was not — repeat not — attacked by a closeted woman of the Lesbianic persuasion.  Through her spokesman, Major Leeg Yabows, Sophia told Rule 5 News that she has no comment on the non-incident at this time.  Because of this and because we are in the midst of Holiday Traffic Suckage Season, The TCOTS Rule 5 Compliance Committee, in consultation with Robert Stacy McCain’s inner being, has decided to present the following pictures and links:

SOPHIA ‘THE HITBRINGER’ VERGARA…

And now for the links…

-Yankee Phil continues his shameless Rule 5 aggregation blogging and continues to impress with his efforts.

-The Classic Liberal has returned to Rule 5 blogging with Adriana Lima and her linky love.

-The Mind Numbed Robot continues to show progress in becoming just like a male human.

11 Comments
  1. Erich Madden permalink
    30 November 2010 @ 01:25 01:25

    I like Holiday Traffic Suckage Season. I like it a lot. 🙂

  2. 30 November 2010 @ 01:50 01:50

    For the record, the giant sucking sound you hear was accurately predicted by Ross Perot, back in the day of NAFTA and the debate thereof.
    That being typed, I’m most grateful for the holiday vacuum linkage. Sophia is truly a beauty. How dare you find other pictures of her and post them without her future ex-mechanical-husband’s permission! I shall file a grievance wit the blogging community/committee just as soon as I sober up.

  3. 30 November 2010 @ 02:36 02:36

    Still trying to pick my jaw up off the floor. I think there was a “ka-ching” sound as well.

  4. bobbelvedere permalink*
    30 November 2010 @ 08:31 08:31

    Erich: It does have it’s upside.

    MNR: I guess I won’t have to worry for a looong time, eh?

    Matt: Is that what I heard?

  5. M. Thompson permalink
    30 November 2010 @ 09:13 09:13

    It’s amazing what a nice white dress can do.

  6. 30 November 2010 @ 09:19 09:19

    *hic*

  7. 30 November 2010 @ 09:30 09:30

    Bob: hahahaha….. any excuse for another RULE 5 traffic driver! Thanks for featuring yet another lovely brunette. Yes, I freely admit my bias!

  8. 30 November 2010 @ 10:57 10:57

    Thanks for the HOT linkage!

  9. thecampofthesaints permalink*
    01 December 2010 @ 17:49 17:49

    MT: Indeed.

    Robot: Have a good sleep.

    LA: You’re quite welcome. Bias away!

    TheCL: You’re welcome.

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