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How Far Is The Pon Farr?

17 November 2010 @ 14:17

QUESTION: What happens when Political Correctness bumps up against Cultural Diversity?

ANSWER: You get a situation like this…

From the Manhattan Infidel, we learn [tip of the fedora to Matt over at Conservative Hideout]:

Lieutenant Commander Spock has resigned from Star Fleet in wake of a looming sexual harassment scandal.

The trouble for Spock, a respected and decorated officer with no previous hint of scandal, began a few weeks ago. Eyewitnesses report that the normally staid, logical and unemotional first officer began to experience violent mood swings….

…Spock nearly decapitated Enterprise Head Nurse Christine Chapel. States Chapel:

I noticed that he wasn’t eating so I brought him some Vulcan soup. I just wanted to cheer him up. Instead he threw the tray at me. I had to duck to avoid serious injury. Then he started crying. He asked me to forgive him. He kept saying “Come on baby. It’s the Pon Farr. You know I love you.” Whatever. The jerk. I can’t believe I used to like him.

Looks like PC won this round.  On the bright side: at least he didn’t get fired for the Jamie Farr.

‘This is the universal symbol for “I want Greek”‘.

3 Comments
  1. 17 November 2010 @ 22:24 22:24

    Spock was just misunderstood, that’s all.

  2. bobbelvedere permalink*
    18 November 2010 @ 21:03 21:03

    Matt: He’s a typical member of the patriarchy and must be turned from Alpha to Beta Male ASAP!

  3. Erich Madden permalink
    19 November 2010 @ 22:37 22:37

    Stupid Spock. If he had claimed it was his religion and not his biology he would still have a job. Religious abuse of women is protected (if you pick the right religion to claim).

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