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The Average American Is Stupid, But The American Smoker Is Reeeal Stupeed

11 November 2010 @ 16:18

This is what the Elitest Establishment thinks [see this post for an example of the former] and their minions in the FDA are doing their duty to ‘educate’ the dim-witted and feebleminded in our midst [tip of the fedora to Daniel Foster and Mrs. Belvedere].

Herewith, eleven of the FDA’s newly proposed warning labels for cigarettes [with commentary by moi]:

When I was a smoker, I tried that one night after getting
a bit, er, tight, and it didn’t work — bit of advice: don’t
try it when the cancer stick is lit.

Hey pal!  Ever heard of Gentle Dental?…Now that I think
about it: didn’t I see you on Cops?…a ‘Domestic Disturbance’, right?

Oh yea, pal, this relationship is going to last.

I can tell she’s going to be a Democrat in the future.
ALTERNATIVE COMMENT: Do it!…for the whiny children!

Yeah…oh yeah…that’s realistic…did Cassavetes direct it?
Hey, wait a minute: she looks Latino!  Raaaaacism!!!!

Looks like a scene from an episode of Fringe.
ALTERNATIVE COMMENT: Wayback Machine MALFUNCTION!  Wayback Machine MALFUNCTION!

Murray, I told you not to eat the salmon!

Oooo, what a bunch of liars you are!  She’s just wearing that
mask because the smell of your pot bothers her, Hippies.

No sharia, Sherlock!  So can Socialism.
In fact, I bet the latter has killed more people than the former.
Wanna make a bet?…[crickets chirping]

Looks like it causes Fatal Lentil Soup Disease.
[the one on the left looks like what Murray ate]

Finally!  You feature one of the brothas!

King Arthur: On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

5 Comments
  1. Adobe Walls permalink
    11 November 2010 @ 20:23 20:23

    I say they become collectors items.

  2. Erich Madden permalink
    11 November 2010 @ 23:25 23:25

    I assume that next they will be putting pictures of Liposuction surgeries on the outside of Big Mac wrappers? Yum!

  3. bobbelvedere permalink*
    12 November 2010 @ 01:39 01:39

    Adobe: Let us pray/prey.

    Erich: Laugh now, but they will.

  4. 12 November 2010 @ 22:59 22:59

    Them pictures make me want to light another fag…oops, I aint supposed to use that word am I?

    Mike

  5. bobbelvedere permalink*
    13 November 2010 @ 15:54 15:54

    Mike: Screw-em! It’s a perfectly reasonable word.

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