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BREAKING: American Leftists/RINOS Fly To Egypt

04 November 2010 @ 14:31

Sail Down De Nile River

DATELINE – ROOTIN TOOTIN’S TOMB: American Leftists, accompanied by the dwindling RINOS that always walk two-steps behind them, arrived here throughout yesterday and today, boarded barges, and began sailing down the De Nile River, chanting gibberish that had one local Muslim suicide bomber recruiter commenting:

These infidels!  Listen to them!  They’re kidding themselves and that makes my job a lot harder, you know, because who wants to give their life for Jihad when these infidel douches are so wrapped up in their own little fantasy worlds that we can just walk right in to The Great Satan and take it over without bombings and the killings.  I think I’ll have to find another job, praise Allah.  You know if the pig-dog Administration is hiring, dhimmi?

Zombie Killer, Vicki McClure Davidson, who has been standing on the side of the River for year’s picking off Bolshes, comments:

Now, one scant day after the most amazing election of congressional seat overturning since the 1920s — with tea party candidates helping the GOP sweep to victory the takeover of the House of Representatives and help make a huge dent in the majority held by Democrats in the Senate — there are still desperate, dim-bulbed liberal media critters who think, uh, the tea party will just fade away.

Fat chance….

Do checkout her comprehensive posting on the whole thing here.

RINO Lindsey Graham, who reports say is taking the next plane to Egypt, could not be reached for comment.  His spokesman said the Senator was too busy packing his fudge.

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Tip of the fedora to America’s top Gonzo Reporter, Stacy McCain, who commented:

Nancy Pelosi is less popular than smallpox (she never was really popular), and all the smart people who reckoned Democrats could never be beaten by a bunch of extremely extreme extremists — well, somebody forget to tell those darned voters, and so now 60+ House Democrats have joined the growing ranks of the unemployed.

3 Comments
  1. Adobe Walls permalink
    04 November 2010 @ 14:53 14:53

    You really should give these people a break Bob, after all they’ve had no training or experience at dealing with adversity of any kind. For instance normal folks like us know that when life gives one lemons one makes lemonade. Well here is my sincere and hopefully comforting advice to the recently decimated lefties. When life gives you sour grapes, make sour whine.

  2. 04 November 2010 @ 15:33 15:33

    Quick! Bolt the door and change the locks! This is a perfect chance to seal the border! Exile them to looney-land, where they belong.

  3. bobbelvedere permalink*
    05 November 2010 @ 10:40 10:40

    Adobe: Oh, but they’re already making the vino: pinot soir.

    MNR: A capital idea!

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