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Announcing The Opening Of A New Rule 5 Practice: Maggie’s Notebook

23 October 2010 @ 15:36

The TCOTS Rule 5 Compliance Committee would like to extend it’s warn wishes to Dame Maggie, Mistress of Maggie’s Notebook, upon her entry into the practice of Rule 5 Posting.  The following resolution was passed unanimously by The Committee last night in The Wee Small Hours Of… — we think…we’re not sure as we were pretty tight by 0300 hours:


The TCOTS Rule 5 Compliance Committee, in the spirit of Fellowship with our fellow DHS-Certified Right Wing Extremist Blogger associates and because we have liberally [Oooo, that word!] ingested the spirits in Belevedere’s well-stocked bar, do hereby, forthwith, insofar, Jamie Farr, Baby You Can Drive My Car, do transmit to one


CEO, CFO, CIO, GAL of the blog known as MAGGIE’S NOTEBOOK, our Best Wishes and convey our Felicitations to her upon her entry into the noble practice of RULE 5 POSTING.

Further, The Committee wishes it to be known that we hold the Fervent Hope and we studiously Pray that she will one day prove herself worthy of being inducted as a member of that Select and Elite group known as The Rule 5 Mojo Masters.

Even further, we, The Committee, resolve to drink a toast of the finest Bourbon to Dame Maggie each and every time we meet or every ten miles, whichever comes first.

The Committee extends Dame Maggie a hearty and slurred ‘HUZZAH!’

So say we all; so imbibe we all.

Resolution Passed Unanimously this Twenty-Third Day of Oktoberfest, in the Year Of Our Lord Two Thousand Ten, and this Twenty-Third Day of Murray, in the Year Of Our Bob Two.

Robert ‘Bob’ Belvedere, Chairman
Pope Voluptuosus I, The Church of The Permanent Things
Kerim Bay, Rug Merchant
Hagbard Celine, CEO OMF Ltd.
Dr. Clyde ‘Fingers’ Proctor, Scatologist
Lord Fatheringay Von Whoopsie, Humanitarian
The Right Reverend Murray Schadenfreude-Zeitgeist

Dame Maggie has come out of the starting gate with a bang, featuring the very lovely and very much missed Natalie Wood:

  1. 23 October 2010 @ 17:57 17:57

    Thank you for this warm and wonderful welcome into Rule 5, Bob. I hadn’t the slight hope of acceptance by the TCOT Rule 5 Compliance Committee. Such a thought was only to be whispered in the solace of the dark of night. Now I am feeling weak-kneed at the wondrous prospect of my future. I am grateful beyond words (and I truly mean it).

  2. bobbelvedere permalink*
    25 October 2010 @ 16:17 16:17

    But are you grateful beyond some cash???

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