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Edith Bunker Ain’t Got Nuthin’ On Barry O

06 October 2010 @ 11:16

I’ve long maintained that the Chump-In-Chief, golden and gifted though he may be, is not very swift of mind.  He has spent most of his life in a Bolshe bubble that has ‘saved’ him from the horrors and tribulations of Real Life.

I’ve also argued many times in my Dispatches that The Messiah is not really religious in the sense of placing his faith in the One True God.

So, I am not at all surprised that, as The Right Reverend Richard McEnroe puts it, ‘we can’t count on the Great and Powerful Ob to take a hint’:

AP: The presidential seal has fallen off President Barack Obama’s podium and clattered to the stage as Obama delivered a speech to a women’s conference.
[tip of the fedora to Wombat-Socho and TOM]

From The Book Of Bob, [available in Kindle and as an iPhone app] 17:20-23…

20 Yea, verily I say onto you: the man who refuses to heed the truth shall be seen as a clown in my eyes and as a fool before the multitudes of the Righteous, whose conspiracy is vast.

21 There shall be signs set before him that warn him to get a clue, but he shall walk amongst the lame of spirit and rejoice in his ignorance with special meats and lavish spectacles.

22 He shall continue to drink the wine made from the vine of Nimrod and wander as a whiner on the Plains of Chump until the day of Judgement comes.

23 Rejoice that thou are not of his kind and that thou art in the service of Right and that thou shall enjoy the Fifth Rule.

  1. 06 October 2010 @ 11:42 11:42

    …and they say there is no G-d.


    • bobbelvedere permalink*
      06 October 2010 @ 13:17 13:17

      Adobe: It came to me as I was sitting on the toliet [now called The Holy Throne].

      Ran: Who said that! I’ll kill ’em, yea yet verily!

  2. Adobe Walls permalink
    06 October 2010 @ 12:56 12:56

    Verily the book of Bob is revealed wisdom.

  3. Adobe Walls permalink
    06 October 2010 @ 19:28 19:28

    In all seriousness it is most unfortunate that only audio of the seal falling appears to have been captured.

  4. bobbelvedere permalink*
    07 October 2010 @ 08:50 08:50

    Adobe: The Lord works in mysterious ways.

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