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How About A Little Breather…

25 September 2010 @ 17:00

We all need a little breather. And, hey, it’s Saturday Night and the lumpwort lickspittles of the Leftist god and the nibbling nitwit nimrods of our natural rights are off doing whatever it is pathetic pusillanimous parasites do in their sorry-ass joy-less social lives, so let’s kick back and relax a bit…

-I ain’t got much time, so let’s get movin’…

-We all have our preferences in women and, it seems, The Reaganite Republican has a thing for a Honky Tonk Woman.

-Trouble is with those kinds of gals, as Dave C. knows, they all possess a Cold Cold Heart.

-When that honky tonk dame leaves you [and she will once she’s used you up], be careful when driving for a while ’cause, as Dan ‘Book ‘Em Danno’ Collins knows, you get get so distracted thinking ’bout the gal that got away that you have a Wipe Out.

-Now, RR has a lot of experience with these kind of broads and he know, to ease your worried mind when you’re trying to get over one, it’s best to think of something else like the mysteries of life, such as the fact that, in the year 1947 when the alien spacecraft crashed at Roswell so many of the Bolshe politicians who have been plaguing our lives were born [and my parents were married!].

-My habit after having been dumped by a honky tonk woman is to turn to the girl-next-door type for solace.  Paco, being the generous soul he is, has got three to choose from [sisters, mind you!] and they’re waiting for us at the Hula Ba Luau.

-If you’re going to wallow in your misery, then at least do it with a beat.  Donald ‘Restraining Order’; Douglas understands the point and so does Mr. Jones.

-When you’re done with that, wallow some more with mdd and Van The Man over at the old Washington Rebel site [the new site location is here].

-I find that sitting down and appreciating paintings by The Masters of ladies always helps me to get over a gal.  Ran understands this too and brings us two wonderful works by Jules-Joseph Lefebvre.  Here’s one of my favorites, Mary Magdalene In The Cave:

Please click on the painting to see it full size.

-But, you know, the best way to forget about the gal is to bang your head and get a little metal health [and Gator Doug knows very well], so we’ll turn to the Masters Of Metal, AC/DC and get a whole lotta love from a Whole Lotta Rosie.

-Our good Friend In The Ether, Mike, the mad Wizard Of Odd behind ThatMrGuy, is also a Doctor who specializes in making his fellow man to brush-aside their woes for a while with some Rock And Roll painkillers like Led Zeppelin, George Thorogood, and Ted Nugent.

-All of the above listed salves worked for me when I was a single man, but I also used to lose myself in reminiscing about my days of youth when being given the brush meant you just walked on and tried again.  What, the Hell, I was Born To Lose

-I’m a lot older now and I’m no longer single, but I still got that Ball And Chain

3 Comments
  1. 27 September 2010 @ 13:10 13:10

    HA! Social Distortion… you’re a complex man, Robert

    I got a cassette of them in some box somewhere lol

  2. bobbelvedere permalink*
    27 September 2010 @ 18:58 18:58

    RR: These two songs are my favorites – I can identify with ’em.

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