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This Is Not What You Want To Wake Up To In The Morning

21 September 2010 @ 08:01

Oh!  The Humanity!…

‘Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!’
[sound of Bob screaming as he attempts to gouge out his own eyes]
‘Antidote, antidote!’

EMT: ‘Quick!  Look at this, sir…focus hard!…’

BOB: ‘Oooooooooo……much better.  You saved me!
I owe you big-time.’

EMT: ‘No need to Mr. Belvedere.  All in a day’s work for
The Fugly Police!’

SIDENOTE: Please forgive me Todd,
for I know not what I do.

8 Comments
  1. 21 September 2010 @ 08:41 08:41

    Yeah, uh….thanks for that first pic. I’m definitely wide awake now and ready for the workday.

    Works better than a bucket of ice-cold water dumped on my head.

    • bobbelvedere permalink*
      21 September 2010 @ 08:47 08:47

      TCF: Hey, I wasn’t going to suffer alone.

  2. 21 September 2010 @ 08:46 08:46

    Rule 5 worthy.

    • bobbelvedere permalink*
      21 September 2010 @ 11:54 11:54

      Ran: You want to take that risk with Mr. Palin, then you go right ahead.

  3. 21 September 2010 @ 11:02 11:02

    I could not believe she would go on the world stage looking like that! I wouldn’t even empty my garbage looking that way.

    I caught a bit of when Bristol was dancing. She was very good and had some moves. I did feel kind of mad though that they exploited her with that song “Momma told me not to come”. Ha, real clever. If I was her mom, I’d be mad that she’s being exploited, and the only reason she’s there is to make her mom look bad. She doesn’t realize that, but I do. If she wins though, that would be fun. I didn’t watch the rest of them, too busy reading all the fun stuff about obummer getting spanked!

    • bobbelvedere permalink*
      21 September 2010 @ 11:53 11:53

      Bunni: I have no doubt that on your worst day, you would look ten times better than Mzzz. Rodham.

  4. 21 September 2010 @ 12:02 12:02

    Thank God for a light breakfast.

    • bobbelvedere permalink*
      21 September 2010 @ 13:33 13:33

      Richard: Yup, that was the only thing that saved me – the ol’ coffee and Nicorette.

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