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They Said She Was A Loser, A Dead End Cruiser*

18 September 2010 @ 15:34

Last evening Stacy McCain reported that Lisa ‘The Looza’ Murkowski was set to announce that she was going to run as a write-in candidate in the Alaskan Senate Election.

Yes, the spicule faced spendthrift sad sack has decided to relieve whatever microscopic particles of dignity she had left of their obligations and put on a knave face to the world.

There is a positive thing to keep in mind in all of this, as Stacy comments:

Bright side? They’re falling like dominoes now: Arlen Specter, Dede Scozzafava, Charlie Crist, Bob Bennett, Bob Inglis, Mike Castle….

In a posting from this morning, Stacy, being the even-handed fellow we all know and love, states the up-side for Lisa The Looza:

What’s the phrase she used in her speech?

“We’re in this together.”

Yeah, that’s it, Lisa: You and your delusional RINO buddies, you’re in this together. I guess you didn’t want to let Charlie Crist run away with the 2010 Laughingstock of the Year Award.

Lose your dignity and they will come. 

Hey Lisa, an award, even for being THE biggest loathsome loser laughingstock of all time, is still an achievement!  Be proud!

SIDENOTE: I have to admit that even I, the capo di tutti capi of The Cynical Bastards, am amazed at just how petty and peevish and pellucidly perfidious the RINOs really are.

Lisa The Loser [she’s in red] and Big Fish — who stinketh the most?

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* That line was adapted from the song Born To Lose by the
great band Social Distortion.  Here’s the chorus:

Born to lose, was what they said,
You know I was better off dead.
Born to lose, you’re just bad news,
You don’t get a second chance.

6 Comments
  1. 18 September 2010 @ 16:22 16:22

    That poor fish, I am calling PETA for fish abuse, his sinus’ will never recover.

    • bobbelvedere permalink*
      18 September 2010 @ 16:45 16:45

      Oh, Bunni, I hate to tell you this, but: he died from shame.

      Adobe: My current favorite is one I came up with last night: Murhaveacowski [and I’m not even a Simpson’s fan]

  2. Adobe Walls permalink
    18 September 2010 @ 16:32 16:32

    I’ll bet there are literally thousands of different ways to mangle the spelling of her last name.

  3. Adobe Walls permalink
    18 September 2010 @ 21:10 21:10

    In all seriousness dozens of almost correct spellings need to be spread all over Alaska, it should get to the point that even her staff can’t remember the correct spelling.

  4. 18 September 2010 @ 21:41 21:41

    Just like in Zombieland.. you need to double tap them just to be sure…

  5. bobbelvedere permalink*
    19 September 2010 @ 19:48 19:48

    Dave: Good advice!

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