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What The Future Holds: Obama’s Speech Tonight

31 August 2010 @ 07:12

This Tuesday Evening, Barack Hussein Obama, Anti-President of The United States Of America, Fearless Leader and Duce [Douche?], Lowerer Of The Seas, Defender Of Islam, Apologist Of All That Is American, Sovereign Of The Stimulus, Healer Of The Earth, Duke Of No Nukes, Sovereign Restorer Of Images, Messiah Of The Lay-Abouts, Sovereign Organizer Of Communities, Duke Of Alinsky, Sovereign and Most Honourable Provider Of Health Care, Grand Poohba of the Most Venerable Order of Narcissists, Financial Adviser-In-Chief, Physician-In-Chief, Linguist-In-Chief, Personal Trainer-In-Chief, Supreme Spiculate of Spite,  will deliver another Address To The Nation!

Before I began my normal routine this morning, I jumped in my brand-spanking-new Paco Enterprises Deluxe Time Machine and headed forward to watch our Fearless Leader deliver his speech with the intention of reporting on what he will say so that each and every one of you would be able to carry on with your normal activities tonight…free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment…

Summation: It is a tale / told by an idiot, full of sound and fury / signifying nothing.

There you have it in a nutshell.  Now, move along…move along.

You’re quite welcome.

  1. 31 August 2010 @ 22:23 22:23

    Thank you Bob. I told the wife we didn’t have to watch the speech tonight as one of my blogging friends would give us a surprisingly succinct and brief report on the synopsis of Obama’s musings to the nation.

    Thanks again, Mike

    • bobbelvedere permalink*
      01 September 2010 @ 07:54 07:54

      Mike: Glad to be of service to you and the Missus.

  2. 01 September 2010 @ 15:53 15:53

    That time machine is magic, Bob! You called it.

    • bobbelvedere permalink*
      01 September 2010 @ 16:37 16:37

      Bunni: It’s a great device, but it causes haliotosis.


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