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Marcela Hoeven + A Bikini = Scandal? [Updated Below]

04 August 2010 @ 23:30

I.  Don’t.  Think.  So.

From Stacy McCain, over at The Other McCain:

North Dakota Gov. John Hoeven is 47 points ahead in a Senate campaign that is, by all odds, the closest thing to a surefire pick-up for Republicans this fall. And yet it appears that there are some fiendish Democrats who hope that “family values” conservatives will be horrified to discover that the governor’s daughter Marcela looks good in a bikini [see picture above]

Three years ago, when a North Dakota political blog reported that Marcela, 23 at the time, had a modeling portfolio online, the photos disappeared the next day.  The existence of this lone remaining photo (posted at a North Dakota State University student forum) was brought to my attention by a source who asked my opinion as a communications professional: Is this a scandal?
Short answer: Of course not.
Conservatives are not only smarter and more patriotic than liberals, we’re also better-looking. It’s high time we stopped letting liberals get inside our heads and tell us that it’s some kind of “hypocrisy” for conservatives even to acknowledge the existence of sex.
Here’s a cluebat for you: Mrs. Other McCain and I have six kids. Do you think that might have something to do with the fact that the missus looked good in a swimsuit, to say nothing of my notorious Speedo? On what planet is that supposed to be a scandal?
Remember when Democrats thought they could take down Scott Brown for his Cosmo centerfold? Remember when Democrats tried to make it a “scandal” that Scott Brown’s daughters wore bikinis? And do you remember how Scott Brown kicked their Democrat butts on Election Day?
It’s 2010, conservatives – this year, we’re taking sexy back.


(P.S.: Marcela Hoeven works at First Western Bank & Trust in Minot, N.D., which her family has operated for three generations. So she’s a Republican who looks good in a bikini and can balance a checkbook. What’s not to like about that?)
UPDATE on 05AUG2010 at 1143…
-A Memeorandum thread is born!
-Stacy has an update on the Marcela Hoeven Bikini Scandal.
-DaTechguy is not that shocked because he Dubai-ous and he believes the Left is delusional.
Instapundit has the right idea in his big brain.
-Dave C has found himself at the point of some fun.
-GatorDoug really digs her.
-Over at Novatownhall, Joe wonders if this is one of the sex six crises.
-Cassy Fiano [major Right wing bikini babe herself] Fisks the Leftist prudes.
-Final word to Roxeanne de Luca [from Stacy’s Comments section]:
She’s gorgeous.

Gotta love how liberals turn into such whack jobs when Republican women wear things that aren’t potato sacks or burqas. We aren’t anti-sex, just anti-promiscuity; the liberals are either too moronic and amoral to tell the difference, or know the difference and want to pretend that it doesn’t exist.

Oh, and Stacy? They hate because women like that (and the lovely Gov. Palin) are proof that women do not need to be screaming shrews – ugly on the inside and out – in order to have a brain in their heads.

UPDATE on 05AUG2010 at 1351…

‘Free Naked Super Models’?!?

UPDATE on 05AUG2010 at 1735…

-Over at The Sundries Shack, Jimmie Bise provides a useful summary.

-Big Fur Hat unveils the result of the iOwnTheWorld staff’s search for a scandalous picture of North Dakota Governor John Hoeven’s opponent.

  1. Erich Madden permalink
    05 August 2010 @ 02:12 02:12

    I think the jury is still out on this one. How can I decide whether or not to be scandalized from just one picture? I will need much, much more evidence than that in order to make an informed decision, so if there are any more folks out there with Marcela Hoeven bikini pictures, please send them in, solely in the interest of not jumping to conclusions, of course.

  2. 05 August 2010 @ 07:51 07:51

    Good comment, Erich! I volunteer to help you out.

    I love this line:

    “Conservatives are not only smarter and more patriotic than liberals, we’re also better-looking.”

    We also study the issues more and have a sense of humor. We were one step ahead of the left when we started studying the founders, and now we are two steps ahead. Libs think we are all Jerry Falwell (RIP) rightwingchristian conservatives. Yes, most of us believe in God and are culturally conservative, but we are not the sanctimonious prudes they stereotype us as.

    If this is all they got, they’re done for

    • bobbelvedere permalink*
      05 August 2010 @ 09:14 09:14

      Erich/Silverfiddle: Please instruct all those submitting pictures to submit them to me. Bless you my sons.

      Yours In Rule 5….
      †Pope Voluptuosus I†

  3. 05 August 2010 @ 12:18 12:18

    Thanks for the link..

    • bobbelvedere permalink*
      05 August 2010 @ 13:59 13:59

      Dave: We have to stick/blog together on the important issues.

  4. 05 August 2010 @ 15:06 15:06

    You know, I could get a post out of this if I could get away with putting babes all over my blogsite. It’s another bikini scandal, is it?

    You and that Stacy McCain guy are incorrigible!

    • bobbelvedere permalink*
      05 August 2010 @ 16:27 16:27

      Nicholas: Why can’t you?

  5. 05 August 2010 @ 22:30 22:30

    I will say this, between cleavage wars and bikini scandels, you two still manage to nail the left time and time again.

    Good stuff!

    • bobbelvedere permalink*
      05 August 2010 @ 23:21 23:21

      Nicholas: Why, thank you, my friend.


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