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Robert Leslie Hymers III: Sniveling Wanker [Updated Below]

02 June 2010 @ 14:48

For my previous post on this topic, please click here.

Some more developments since my initial posting…

-Last night Little Miss Attila published the letter that was sent by Robert Leslie Hymers III’s attorney, Jeremy J. Osher [the ‘J’ it seems, stands for ‘Jerk’] to a former reverend, JSK, that sparked LMA tp publish the letter she received.  It also contains her response to Osher.  I love the ending of it:

I do not hold out any particular hope that Dr. Robert L. Hymers will ever become a real man, by learning to take responsibility for his actions—much less develop a close personal relationship with Jesus Christ. I do, however, hold out both of those hopes for young Leslie, and he will remain in my fervent prayers. Please give him my best—but let him know that if he wants to go to law school, he must work on his writing skills and reasoning ability just a bit.

And he ought to learn to behave like a gentleman with respect to older ladies.

All best,

Joy Whittemore McCann

-If you read Joy’s posting from yesterday, you may recall this part of what Hymers III wrote in his letter to the FBI:

…Ms. McCann put a picture of herself carrying her Ruger .357 pistol next to one of the blog postings she made against my father, with a sinister look on her face (see attachments). Some of her attacks on my father have included references to her guns and an historical massacre of Christians, i.e., French Huguenots….

Joy has published two pictures that have appeared on her site here where she displays her .357 and, I must say Little Leslie, I see no sinister look in either one.  However, you may have had a case if you had referenced this one…

…but only Stacy McCain knows for sure.

-Joy is also publishing in three parts a transcript of an investigative report done by KCOP-TV in 1988 on Hymers and his ‘church’.  Here’s part oneHere’s part two.  [once part three’s up, I’ll pop it in this space]

-Peter Cardinal DaTechguy of the Archdiocese of the Rightosphere has issued a statement from the Cardinal’s Residence near the cannoli bar.  A highlight:

Joy McCain is my friend and I pray for her and her husband daily. Anyone who is threatens them is a foe of mine and I promise this, any future post on the Robert Leslie Hymers cult from her will generate a link and a post here. Generally groups like this can’t stand the light, so we will hit them with the light of the multiplier of linky love.

I always do what my Cardinal says.

In another dispatch his Eminence offers this warning to anyone who takes on Joy:

I think going after this lady was a very foolish move.

There’s a reason she’s called Little Miss Attila.

-In all seriousness, what these cult leaders are trying to do, at the very least, is intimidate those like Joy into silence and, at the very worst, manipulate the government into doing their filthy dirty work.  We have to do like DaTechguy says and throw a big spotlight on these despicable human beings.

-Over at A Conservative Lesbian, Cynthia Yockey makes a damn fine set of points, one of which re-enforces DTG’s argument:

Counter-intuitively to Hymers III — but not to bloggers — he is now MUCH more famous than he was before he began. Also counter-intuitively to Hymers III, who says he is trying to clear his own name before beginning law school, he has besmirched his name globally to anyone who Googles him from now on as part of their due diligence before doing business with him. That is because people can tell the difference between a father and a son and not visit the sins of the father on the son.

But now R.L. Hymers III has sinned on his own account. He has gone on record as going to considerable effort to discover the address of someone and threatening her for belonging to a private Yahoo group and writing about her experiences on her blog, including threats to publish her home address. And somehow this proto-lawyer did not consider the remedies available to him and his father under the laws of libel — although, dagnabbit, one of the elements of libel is that the statements have to be false — which may be why he did not take that avenue of pursuit.

-Gator Doug’s on board and has come out swinging.

UPDATE at 1639…

Over at Haemet, Roxeanne de Luca has joined the fray and gives potential law school student Little Leslie Hymers III a schooling in the law and law school.  A highlight:

My advice for any future lawyer: everything from your admittance into law school to your ability to be licensed rests on your character, which is often narrowly defined as “avoiding run-ins with the legal system”. Do not get so much as a speeding ticket or be a day late on a bill and the next few years of your life will be easier. With that said, you would have to be markedly stupid to actually seek out questionable positions with respect to the law; if you care about even starting this career, please avoid doing things like siccing the FBI on a woman whom you’ve never met because your tender feelings can’t handle what she has to say about your daddy.

Put that in your brief and file it.

UPDATE at 1929…

The Mind Numbed Robot has joined the Choir Of Righteousness.

UPDATE at 2045…

Nicholas, proprietor of What The…?!, delivers the ultimate Whiskey Tango Foxtrot response to what Joy is being subjected to, looks at the foolishness of this false church, and offers a spot-on analysis of what Little Leslie has done.  It wouldn’t do his effort justice to quote from it here, so I urge you to click here and read the whole posting, but I can quote his succinct opinion of the Hymers: ‘Pathetic’.  Indeed.

  1. Roxeanne de Luca permalink
    02 June 2010 @ 16:56 16:56

    Thank you for including my rant in your post. 🙂

    • bobbelvedere permalink*
      02 June 2010 @ 20:34 20:34

      If that was a rant, I don’t want to be around when you’re really mad.

      • Roxeanne de Luca permalink
        04 June 2010 @ 10:55 10:55


        • bobbelvedere permalink*
          04 June 2010 @ 12:22 12:22

          I’m outta here…………………..

        • bobbelvedere permalink*
          04 June 2010 @ 13:36 13:36

          [whispered] Hey guys….has she gone yet????

        • Roxeanne de Luca permalink
          04 June 2010 @ 16:27 16:27

          In what strange reality is an Italian gent (with Cherokee ancestry) running away from a quiet, nerdy conservative woman?

          I thought we left the beta-maleness to liberals. 😉

        • bobbelvedere permalink*
          04 June 2010 @ 17:05 17:05

          See below

  2. 02 June 2010 @ 19:32 19:32

    I couldn’t resist.

    • bobbelvedere permalink*
      02 June 2010 @ 20:37 20:37

      Glad you couldn’t – that’s a damn good posting.

  3. bobbelvedere permalink*
    04 June 2010 @ 17:11 17:11

    Reply to Roxeanne…

    1) My father was right many years ago when he told me: Watch out for the quiet ones.

    2) A beta-male is a masochist and would be too much of a weakling to know when to walk away. A red-blooded American male is smart enough to know when to walk away for a while. You see, such a man, being inherently conservative, knows that experience [tradition] teaches that (a) you’ve got to pick your battles and sometimes stage tactical retreats [of the physical and mental kind], (b) its sometimes the better part of valor to get out of the way when a tenacious, vivacious gal is on the warpath [it’s also a sexy thing to watch], and (c) there’s no reasoning with a woman who has declared DEFCON 1. The alpha-male waits on the periphery and returns to restore emotional order when the moment is right. Nothing wussy about being wise in the ways of the female of the species. A perfect example: John Wayne’s conduct around Maureen O’Hara in any of the movies they made together.

    3) There are, sadly, plenty of beta-males on the Right. David Frum, David Brooks, and Will Folks all come to mind.

    4) This is a bit off-subject, but: when did men become so wussified that it became acceptable for them to cry in public? That umpire cried yesterday when the piccher forgave him, Glenn Beck chokes up more than a woman suffering from hysteria, W got all mushy-eyed – man up!

  4. 05 September 2010 @ 17:59 17:59

    Great answer to Roxeanne. I wish I’d learned that stuff from a guy with some wisdom rather than the hard way that I chose to go about learning it.

    But this:

    “when did men become so wussified that it became acceptable for them to cry in public?”

    You mean to tell me you didn’t cry at the end of “Old Yeller”? Come on, Bob, you cried like a baby at the end of “Old Yeller”. We all did.

    • bobbelvedere permalink*
      06 September 2010 @ 14:20 14:20

      James: Never saw Old Yeller.


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