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Today’s Delusional Moment Is Brought To You By… [Updated below]

16 April 2010 @ 14:55

…Barack Hussein Obama, Anti-President of The United States Of America, Fearless Leader and Il Duce [Ill Douché?], Lowerer Of The Seas, Defender Of Islam, Apologist Of All That Is American, Sovereign Of The Stimulus, Healer Of The Earth, Duke Of No Nukes, Sovereign Restorer Of Images, Messiah Of The Lay-Abouts, Sovereign Organizer Of Communities, Duke Of Alinsky, Sovereign and Most Honourable Provider Of Health Care, Grand Poohba of the Most Venerable Order of Narcissists, Financial Adviser-In-Chief, Physician-In-Chief, Linguist-In-Chief, Personal Trainer-In-Chief, Supreme Spiculate of Spite, for either lying directly to us or showing that he is so far removed from reality that he’s not even listed on life’s ingredient statement anymore:

And since today happens to be Tax Day — (laughter)* — I should just point out that one third of the Recovery Act went to tax cuts — tax cuts that strengthened the cornerstone of the American Dream: working for a living, earning an education, owning a home, raising a family. We cut taxes for 95 percent of working Americans, just like I promised we would on the campaign. (Applause.) That made a difference for 7 million families in Florida alone. We cut taxes on small businesses. We cut taxes for students and parents paying for college. We cut taxes for first-time homebuyers, more than 128,000 here in Florida. In all, we passed 25 different tax cuts last year. And one thing we haven’t done is raise income taxes on families making less than $250,000 a year — another promise that we kept. (Applause.)

So I’ve been a little amused over the last couple of days where people have been having these rallies about taxes. (Laughter.) You would think they would be saying thank you. (Laughter.) That’s what you’d think. (Applause.)

The Lonely Conservative and I both had the same reaction [but her’s is much less vulgar than mine]:

I hope this arrogant SOB keeps it up. Let him continue to mock the hard working Americans paying his salary. He’s adding to the ranks of the tea party movement every time he opens his mouth.

Paco is his usual eloquent and succinct self:


Or meathead — both are fitting.

Over at Another Black Conservative, Clifton has let our Fearless Leader’s attitude inspire him:

We will see who has the last laugh in November. …Print this post out and let it serve as your inspiration until November.

Nothing will take the smack out of Obama’s mouth faster than to see Democrats lose more than the projected 30-50 seats. What do you say folks, wanna try for 70 seats?

‘I’m waiting, my children.’

UPDATE at 1859…

-Rush Limbaugh let the Golden Child have it with both barrels today [big tip of the fedora to The Lonely Conservative who has the video version here, and emphasis mine]:

Ladies and gentlemen, this is a classic illustration of authoritarian mocking control. He hasn’t cut anybody’s taxes. The Recovery Act, stimulus bill, it’s more like loaves and fishes. There are no tax cuts in that. There were some tax credits. It’s all bogus. But he wants to be thanked. Okay, I will oblige. Mr. President, I want to thank you for seizing General Motors and Chrysler. I want to thank you for appointing a pervert as our safe schools czar. I would like to thank you, Mr. President, for the generational theft that you have committed with all of this borrowing and spending. You have spent the wealth of two to three, maybe four generations in the future, before they’re even born. I want to thank you, Mr. President, for insulting and endangering Israel. I want to thank you, Mr. President, for driving up the unemployment rate to near double digits for years to come. I want to thank you, Mr. President, for telling everybody that it’s going to be double digits as the new norm. I want to thank you, Mr. President, for exploding the annual deficit to the level where it can never be repaid.

I’d like to thank you, Mr. President, for targeting and destroying private health insurance companies. I want to thank you, Mr. President, for pushing for Khalid Sheikh Mohammed to stand trial in New York City and receive full constitutional rights at a cost of $200 million per year. I want to thank you for that. I want to thank you for helping to destroy the housing market, Mr. President. And, Mr. President, I would love to thank you for your arrogance, because arrogance is part and parcel of an authoritarian leader of a regime. I would like to also thank you, Mr. President, for your divisiveness. I would like to thank you for ignoring the public union pension time bombs waiting to explode out there. I would like to thank you, Mr. President, for mocking and disrespecting the American people. And I’d like to thank you for your never ending support of the New Black Panthers and for ACORN. I’d like to thank you, Mr. President, for embracing our enemies and snubbing our allies. But most of all, Mr. President, thank you for arousing the sleeping silent majority because we have been asleep too long. November is coming, Mr. President. That is when we will really thank you.

The Anti-President is appalling human being who has repeatedly violated his Oath Of Office by ignoring the restrictions of The Constitution and failing to do what is necessary to protect us against our enemies both foreign and domestic.  His is despicable.

-Carol, mistress of No Sheeples Here, is royally ticked off at the First Clown and has produced a great video that lays all the facts on the line so even an witless and imbecilic Leftist could understand them [tip of the fedora again to The Lonely Conservative].

-I forgot to link this before: the Memeorandum thread.

*Did the laughter here come from all of those supporters of his, and they are legion, who spend their days not working, spread on their couches, and sucking off the government teat?  Or did it come from his rich friends who are able to afford to take every loophole in the Byzantine Tax Code and hide their lucre?  Or did it come from union officials who took time off from pickpocketing our wallets?  Or did it come from pasty public employees who had ventured out of their secure and unbreechable sinecures?  Or was it all of the above? — April 15th was, after all, a day of celebration for these leeches and looters.

  1. 16 April 2010 @ 15:29 15:29

    When Scott Brown trounced Coakley on a promise of stopping Barack’s agenda, after The One came to campaign for Coakley, The Messiah still did not understand that he’s actually upsetting people. That the most liberal state in the country basically gave Obama the finger wasn’t enough for him to wake up, so I doubt that anything we do in November will change his opinion of us.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that… because it’s a brilliant opportunity. We’ll take back the House and the Senate, pass the bills that we want and that are good for America, let Obama veto them and then deride us as obstructionists, and then ensure that elections for the next fifty years will be a contest between conservatives, hard-core conservatives, classical liberals, and libertarians. Two and a half more years of this, and “progressive” will be about as popular as “child rapist.”

    • bobbelvedere permalink*
      16 April 2010 @ 18:45 18:45

      Everybody: Roxeanne’s had a little too much bourbon.

      • Adobe Walls permalink
        17 April 2010 @ 14:39 14:39

        Regardless of bourbon intake or lack thereof Roxeanne’s on to something.

        • bobbelvedere permalink*
          17 April 2010 @ 15:22 15:22

          Oh Adobe, I wasn’t being negative in my comment. I consider bourbon to be The Great Clarifyier. Many of my most insightful insights have come after sipping some Maker’s Mark.

  2. 16 April 2010 @ 15:52 15:52

    Oh, I am very thankful indeed. Imagine how much damage would have been done under a competent liberal president – if Hillary had won. That lad’s amateurism is a Gift, alright.


  3. Lipton T. Bagg permalink
    16 April 2010 @ 16:35 16:35

    All I heard was a spoiled child from Chicago having multiple “O”gasms for his own amusement.
    Nothing of substance to be seen here, move along…..

    -Lipton T. Bagg,
    Fellow Right Wing Conspirator and Blogwhore-in-Training

    • bobbelvedere permalink*
      16 April 2010 @ 18:48 18:48


      Why are you blogging instead of doing your homework!?!

  4. 18 April 2010 @ 17:10 17:10

    That wasn’t a room full of people laughing, that was his own personal laugh track. You see, Barry is not only in love with his own image, but also the sound of his own voice. The teleprompter and his own laugh track are his bffs.


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