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The Best GOP Candidate, Bra None [Uplift Update below]

06 April 2010 @ 23:27

From WGNO ABC26 News, we learn [double D tip of the fedora to Stacy McCain]:

Former adult entertainment star Stormy Daniels released the following statement Tuesday, declaring her affiliation with the Republican Party. This statement is believed to be setting up Daniels’ bid for U.S. Senate, running against Senator David Vitter.

“After months of careful deliberation and consult as to the true nature of my political affiliation I am ready today to declare that should I seek the office of US Senator from the great state of Louisiana that I will do so as a Republican.

“While this decision has not been an easy one, recent events regarding Republican National Committee fundraising at Voyeur, an LA based lesbian bondage themed nightclub finally tipped the scales.

“As I have said for well over a year, it is time that our government and our tax policy begin rewarding entrepreneurship and creativity again. It is time again to inspire positive risks and out-of-the-box thinking in the interest of growing a strong economy and a strong America.

“For me, this spirit can be summed up in the RNC’s investment of donor funds at Voyeur.

“As someone who has worked extensively in both the club and film side of the Adult Entertainment Industry, I know from experience that a mere $1900 outlay at a club with the reputation of Voyeur is a clear indication of a frugal investment with a keen eye toward maximum return….”

She brings a couple of key assets to the race…

She already enjoys some major support…

She vows to keep us in the black…

STORMY DANIELS for U.S. SENATE…

-As you might expect, The Classic Liberal is all over her…er, this story [ie: additional pictures].

UPDATE on 08APR2010 at 1425…

In the Comments Section, Lipton T. Bagg makes a very good case for all of us throwing our support behind Miss Daniels:

As things are going now Bob, we will have to make sure she’s sent to Washington. Her “girls” may be the only “tangible assets” left by the time she gets there…

That prompts an outlandish, but, maybe just right for these times suggestion:

DANIELS / SMITTY 2012!

12 Comments
  1. 07 April 2010 @ 04:46 04:46

    GOP = Gozangas On Parade ?

    • bobbelvedere permalink*
      07 April 2010 @ 07:53 07:53

      All the joining of the GOP by Stormy Daniels means is that The Stupid Party is now populated by boobs both figuratively and literally.

  2. 07 April 2010 @ 09:54 09:54

    The All-New GOP – Now 40% More Surgically Enhanced!

    Our Conservatism is as real as….

    • bobbelvedere permalink*
      07 April 2010 @ 10:42 10:42

      You might enjoy this related ad I devised back in December:

  3. 08 April 2010 @ 00:55 00:55

    If she’s really a conservative, she would have had a slightly bigger implant in the right side. Gentlemen, expert opinions on whether or not this is the case?

    • bobbelvedere permalink*
      08 April 2010 @ 07:50 07:50

      1) Her doctor may have screwed-up and not given her different-sized implants to balance things off [maybe she was youn and got the job on the cheap].

      2) It just may be a case of normal female water retention causing the imbalance.

      3) It may be that, since her operation, her body has put on weight unevenly.

      4) They may not be implants at all. They could be naturally firm. Look at the first picture featured: the right breast appears to be naturally hanging [lounging?]. As the victorious General in the recent World War Of The Cleavage and a long-time connoisseur of cleavage, I can tell you that many women have what to appear to be altered breasts when, in fact, what they really have are breasts that were formed in tight bras, worn nearly 24/7, during their main expansion period and have taken on the unnatural shape of the bra. If this type of woman maintains any minimal exercise regimen and does not have children, there is no reason why her breasts should not keep their Playtex shape.

      5) Perhaps I should have spent my time over the years reading [and studying-in-the-field] more about other subjects.

  4. Lipton T. Bagg permalink
    08 April 2010 @ 11:25 11:25

    As things are going now Bob, we will have to make sure she’s sent to Washington. Her “girls” may be the only “tangible assets” left by the time she gets there…

    • bobbelvedere permalink*
      08 April 2010 @ 14:32 14:32

      Bumped your comment into the posting itself – congratulations Lip.

  5. section9 permalink
    08 April 2010 @ 23:29 23:29

    You realize that if she beats Vitter, Palin will be obliged to campaign for her.

    WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE!!!!!

    • bobbelvedere permalink*
      08 April 2010 @ 23:32 23:32

      I got no problem with that.

  6. 09 April 2010 @ 01:47 01:47

    The way she is posing in these photos of her, I almost think she wants us to have trouble maintaining eye contact!

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