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Beer And Clothing In Las Vegas

26 March 2010 @ 17:24

Stacy McCain arrived last night in Las Vegas…

This calls for a Vegas song…

In less than twenty-four hours, THE gonzo reporter of the VRWC has filed three reports over at The Other McCain, all the while managing to get four hours sleep in and a shower [even gonzo journalists (oh, that last word) slow down as they get older].

-That picture above is from his first report.  The first question that came to my mind upon seeing it was ‘Did our intrepid shoe leather reporter drink a little too much beer and have a small accident?’ [one word for my fifty year old friend: Depends] and my second question was more rhetorical: ‘You mean Stacy hasn’t given DaTechguy his fedora back yet?’  [Thank God, Pete’s taking it with his usual good humor].

In the report he gave us the 411 [with video] on what he was up to the first few hours after he landed in Crapsville. 

From the dispatch we learn the ‘heinous chemicals’ haven’t taken hold yet:

While I debated this, I checked the headlines at Memeorandum:

Obama Refuses to Dine With Jewish Leader

Binyamin Netanyahu humiliated after Barack Obama ‘dumped him for dinner’

Obama demands Netanyahu’s peace answers by Saturday

OK, I’m awake now. Armaggedon looms. Four hours sleep will have to do.

‘All I have, for guide-pegs, is a pocketful of keno cards and cocktail napkins, all covered with scribbled notes.’

-For his second report, he covers the general goings-on in the Republican Primary for Harry ‘The School Marm’ Reid’s Senate seat and, specifically, the endorsement of Sue Lowden by Jeri Thompson.  Who is Sue Lowden you ask?…Just another Hot Babe running for the Senate:

Stacy is already making phone calls and gathering recon on the race, so you know he’ll be posting on it all soon.

‘Our energy would simply PREVAIL.’

-In his third report, Stacy, obviously having hallucinations because of his lack of sleep, is having fervid visions of Alyssa Milano:

No ‘henious chemicals’ needed to induce visions of her.

-Keep checking frequently over at The Other McCain for more gonzo reporting.  I’ll post more as often as I can.

‘All those pathetically eager acid freaks who thought they could buy Peace and Understanding for three bucks a hit. But their loss and failure is ours, too. What Leary took down with him was the central illusion of a whole life-style that he helped to create…a generation of permanent cripples, failed seekers, who never understood the essential old mystic fallacy of the Acid Culture: the desperate assumption that somebody-or at least some force-is tending the Light at the end of the tunnel.’

5 Comments
  1. michigan permalink
    26 March 2010 @ 23:10 23:10

    What the hell is this with Stacy? He’s in Vegas, Smitty holding down the fort, and I see pics of Stacy’s “Babe-a-thon” while I’m out greasing the snow plow. I can’t take it, the nation suffers.

    • bobbelvedere permalink*
      26 March 2010 @ 23:37 23:37

      He’s out in Vegas doing recon for the VRWC. It’s dangerous work, you know – silicon hurts when you get whacked with it.

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