The Yackety Yack On CPAC VI: Caught On Tape
From time-to-time throughout the next several days, I’ll be posting some quotes and links from the best blogging coming out of CPAC. My five previous postings can be found by clicking: here and here and here and here and here.
Tomorrow I’ll be doing a link round-up of the last day of the Convention. For your enjoyment this evening, I present a graphical report of the some of the goings-on at CPAC…
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Smitty [right] , a non-Italian, tries to show Stacy McCain [left] how to do Sicilian hand gestures like DaTechguy does.
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Reached for comment, DaTechguy is not amused.
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Smitty tries to do the Maloika curse and gets it half right as Stacy does his Michael Corleone in Godfather III impression [‘Just when I thought I was out…they pull me back in.’]
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Ronnie James Dio demonstrates the proper way to do the Maloika.
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Stacy does an imitation of DaTechguy when he’s not in the room.
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Reached for comment later when he’s having dinner, DaTechguy is definitely not amused and mumbles something about how six of Stacy’s friends will soon be carrying him by the handles.
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To calm Stacy down [because Stacy’s just realized Bob Belvedere is a paisan of DaTechguys and will be telling him about his mocking of him], Smitty sings That’s Amore [very badly, I might add].
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Stacy tries to ‘persuade’ his readers to hit his tip jar while his Underboss Smitty stands ready to ‘re-enforce’ the point.
[Special thanks to Janet Napolitano and the good folks at Homeland Security for access to these surveillance tapes.]
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