The Yackety Yack On CPAC VI: Caught On Tape
From time-to-time throughout the next several days, I’ll be posting some quotes and links from the best blogging coming out of CPAC. My five previous postings can be found by clicking: here and here and here and here and here.
Tomorrow I’ll be doing a link round-up of the last day of the Convention. For your enjoyment this evening, I present a graphical report of the some of the goings-on at CPAC…
Smitty [right] , a non-Italian, tries to show Stacy McCain [left] how to do Sicilian hand gestures like DaTechguy does.
Reached for comment, DaTechguy is not amused.
Smitty tries to do the Maloika curse and gets it half right as Stacy does his Michael Corleone in Godfather III impression [‘Just when I thought I was out…they pull me back in.’]
Ronnie James Dio demonstrates the proper way to do the Maloika.
Stacy does an imitation of DaTechguy when he’s not in the room.
Reached for comment later when he’s having dinner, DaTechguy is definitely not amused and mumbles something about how six of Stacy’s friends will soon be carrying him by the handles.
To calm Stacy down [because Stacy’s just realized Bob Belvedere is a paisan of DaTechguys and will be telling him about his mocking of him], Smitty sings That’s Amore [very badly, I might add].
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Stacy tries to ‘persuade’ his readers to hit his tip jar while his Underboss Smitty stands ready to ‘re-enforce’ the point.
[Special thanks to Janet Napolitano and the good folks at Homeland Security for access to these surveillance tapes.]
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