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Share The Wealth, Lance

13 February 2010 @ 15:54

As many of my regular readers know, I worry about health of all of my Friends In The Ether.  I’m a caring guy — not some Alan Alda-like, Glenn Beckian, metrosexual mamby-pamby who tears-up at the slightest emotion, but in a Russell-Crowe-as-Gladiator-protecting-his-family kind of way.  Now, I admit, I’ve had my differences with and complaints about The TrogloPundit, Mr. Suave himself, Lance Burri, but, deep down, I like the SOB.  That’s why it pains me to see that he is obviously suffering from some sort of mental illness [caused by the comsumption of too much bad cheese, perhaps?] that makes him think that he owns the Danica Patrick Meme.

My friend, professor [and suspected pervert] Donald Douglas was concerned enough to take time away from posting picture of Victor Secret babes to post about it this morning:

TrogloPundit’s a Danica Patrick Hog!

Troglo’s pushing back against those allegedly shoehorning on his “Danicalanches.” Gator Doug’s a prime suspect: “Danica Patrick, NASCAR, and Hits.” And Steve’s going right for the gut: “Danica Patrick Nude.”

In response to the Prof’s posting, Lancelot Link wrote:

Mine! All Mine!

This is disturbing.

The Internet is a bastion of freedom, where everyone one has an equal shot at Lanches if they work hard at them and don’t loot from fellow bloggers.  No one ‘owns’ any meme.  Taking credit for starting one is fine and, in the spirit of Truth, Justice, and The American Way, we are all obliged to acknowledge the genius behind it, giving credit where it’s due.  But, no one can claim sole possession of a meme.  That’s why it’s disturbing that Mr. Suave, normally a rather decent and honorable fellow, is behaving this way.

And that’s why I feel compelled to do the following…

DANICA PATRICK in a BIKINI:

DANICA PATRICK’S BACK:

Lance: This was for your own good.

7 Comments
  1. 13 February 2010 @ 16:10 16:10

    So you admit that you’re looting!

    • bobbelvedere permalink*
      13 February 2010 @ 16:19 16:19

      I refuse to dignify that with a response. Besides, I’m not the kind of person who likes to score points against the mentally ill [unless their name is Sullivan, Andrew]. Seek help, Lance. We’re all pulling for ya.

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