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Hey Ladies: Five Easy Steps To Become A Feminist!

03 April 2014 @ 21:29

In the course of reporting on the National Young Feminist Leadership Conference, Stacy McCain services all you young, budding womyn out there by devising the following easy peasy way of achieving a victory over the Heteronormative Patriarchy™©†:

After seeing these feminist festivities, I’m sure many young women are asking, “What can I do? I’d like to be a feminist, but I can’t afford to attend a national conference or spend years getting a Women’s Studies degree from an elite private university.”

Relax, ladies. Becoming a feminist is actually very simple:

  1. Get an abortion;
  2. Become a lesbian;
  3. Vote Democrat;
    and
  4. Cats. Lots of cats.

You’re welcome. Always glad to help.

Stacy did forget one step — and it is a key one — that is essential if you want to Immanentize The FemQueer Eschaton:

5. Be neurotic.

Remember: Mental illness is a plus and a must — the more the merrier.

Unlike Stacy, you don’t have to thank me, gals…just make me a sammich.

Respectfully,
Bob ‘Bigus Dickus’ Belvedere

9 Comments leave one →
  1. 03 April 2014 @ 21:56 21:56

    you don’t have to thank me, gals…just make me a sammich and bring me a beer.

    FIFY. ;)

    • 03 April 2014 @ 23:40 23:40

      Can we make it a bourbon straight-up instead? After listening to those chicks, I need something strong.

  2. 03 April 2014 @ 23:34 23:34

    Ladies, your flowers aren’t nearly as precious as you think they are.

  3. 14 April 2014 @ 00:30 00:30

    Its like you read my mind! You appear to know a lot about this, like you wrote the book
    in it or something. I think that you can do with some pics to drive the message home a
    ittle bit, but other than that, this is fantastic blog. An excellent read.
    I will definitely be back.

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