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TCOTS Exclusive: Modern Feminists Without Any Make-Up!

29 March 2014 @ 18:45

TCOTS News has exclusively obtained
pictures of every single Feminist living
in The [Former] United States Of America

WARNING: The following picture may not be appropriate
for women, children, and nervous persons.

Interestingly enough, they all look the same underneath their Patriarchal-imposed cosmetics:

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When contacted, The Right Reverend Robert Stacy McCain, SG, who has been reporting on Modern Feminists for years [see the results of his latest investigations here, here, and here], did not express any surprise at this revelation, describing them as ‘satanic monsters’.

His colleague [they appear on TV and radio together as 'The God Howdy Squad'], Father Robert Oswald Belvedere, SB, agreed and added: ‘I am not at all surprised because I’ve been to Wellesley College’.

The Father, Son, and The Holy Ghost were not available for comment.  Their spokesangel told us: ‘They caught the last train for the coast’.

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Pictured: Father Belvedere [right] and Rev. McCain*
performing an Exorcism on a MSNBC Anchorwoman.

TCOTS News: We Report, You Deride

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*Reverend McCain uses Grecian Formula®.

4 Comments leave one →
  1. M. Thompson permalink
    29 March 2014 @ 19:54 19:54

    We need some Rule 5 after that.

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