TCOTS News: Has Obama Gone From Heft To Cleft???
DATELINE: AMERITOPIA, 18 Obamacust 04 [Old Style: 'August, 2013']
From Under The Desk of TCOTS News…
HAS OBAMA GONE FROM HEFT TO CLEFT???
We can’t be sure, according to Mark Steyn:
I do hope the President isn’t spending too much time on the golf course:
A commonly used fungicide regulated by the EPA and sprayed on numerous crops from apples to lettuce, kiwi to snap beans, and even golf course grass, is causing a horrible condition known as hypospadias – an abnormal condition in males in which the urethra opens on the under surface of the penis. This has also been called cleft penis.
But don’t worry. Under Obamacare, if you like your penis, you’ll be able to keep your penis.
TCOTS News has obtained this exclusive picture of the Anti-President playing golf this past week in Martha’s vineyard [we're not sure who 'Martha' is]:
Is this a sign that King Barack has been struck by this horrible condition? Inquiring minds want to know…and laugh their arses off.
UPDATE: Hagbard thinks ‘That’s just a pic of Barry being his usual dick-self’. Could be.