Bob’s Your Uncle
Yes! The results of the DNA tests have come back and I’m your Uncle — to all of you.
When I found out, I said to my friend Grace, ‘Ain’t it amazing?’
As you might imagine [when you're not imagining there's no Heaven], since receiving this shocking and wonderful news, I have been busy contemplating my navel [my friend Smitty, I hear, has been contemplating his Naval] and the implications of this discovery, so that’s why I haven’t blogged since Wednesday Evening…
…Not really, but that version sounded better than letting you know that RealLife™ reared it’s ugly head again in ways major and minor, combining to keep me away from composing anything more complicated than a Comment or Tweet here and there.
So, now you know.
I’m going to attempt later on to get a Rule 5 Saturday post completed and, perhaps, tomorrow do some posting, but I’m not foolish enough to promise anything at this point.
As always, I appreciate your forbearance and thank you for it.