Request: DENIED
07 March 2013 @ 18:26
From the AP, Fabiola Sanchez reporting, we learn [tip of the fedora to the Drudge Report]:
CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) – President Hugo Chavez died of a massive heart attack after great suffering and inaudibly mouthed his desire to live, the head of Venezuela’s presidential guard said late Wednesday.
“He couldn’t speak but he said it with his lips … ‘I don’t want to die. Please don’t let me die’….
TCOTS News has obtained the following response letter handed to us in a bar by an anonymous souse…
Dear Supreme Dickhead Leader:
Regarding your recent request not to die, we hereby, forthwith, halfwit officially respond:
Request: DENIED
Yours…
The Death Panel Of Karma
That’s that.
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Good riddance.
…to bad rubbish, as my Grandmother used to say.
God’s cleaning up a huge mess. Maybe he could continue here?
And here are some small deaths, of all credibility. La Commedia è finita!
“Death panel of karma”?
LOVE IT. That is classic. Epic. Amazing.
God is going to clean up a mess. First, however, he’s gonna let man make as big a mess as he can. The Book of Revelation details the final period of man’s supremacy on the earth. It won’t be pretty.
The Venezuelans in this country were cheering when they got news that he died.
This is the bestiest thing I’ve read all week. Thank you for a much needed smile.
Geez, they just don’t make dictator scum like they used to. Hitler managed to go out with a bang. This bloated, Maxist clown couldn’t even manage a whimper…