CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) – President Hugo Chavez died of a massive heart attack after great suffering and inaudibly mouthed his desire to live, the head of Venezuela’s presidential guard said late Wednesday.
“He couldn’t speak but he said it with his lips … ‘I don’t want to die. Please don’t let me die’….
TCOTS News has obtained the following response letter handed to us in a bar by an anonymous souse…
Dear Supreme Dickhead Leader:
Regarding your recent request not to die, we hereby, forthwith, halfwit officially respond:
The Death Panel Of Karma