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27 February 2013 @ 13:24

Without further adieu [or is it 'adon't'?]…

Scientists: Russian meteor came from asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter…

Mars and Jupiter should really learn to tighten their belts.

Thousands jam St. Peter’s for pope’s last audience…

While I’m all for honoring His Holiness, thousands of people playing instruments at the same time is just too much.

Miss Teen USA contestant gives up crown after porn video surfaces…

Apparently, that’s not the only thing she gave up

VARIETY to Drop Paywall…

Drop it on Alec Baldwin, will ya.

City Wants Power to ‘Disarm Individuals’ During Crisis…

Now that’s going too far! In a such a situation, people will really need both their legs and their arms, I would think.


I see Ron Jeremy’s feeling better.

Music mogul proposes trade: Guns for Beyonce tickets…

Seems to me they would use their guns to take the Beyonce tickets away from you, Clyde.

Seniors Catching STDs at Record Rates…

What is the price of a vinyl LP these days?
They should release them immediately!…and wash their hands.

Student Threatened with Suspension for Wearing Marines T-shirt with Rifles on it..

How the heck do you attach them?


Sex Ed yourself, you lazy arse!

Cops: Woman Stabbed Roommate For Wasting Electricity…

Moral Dilemma Of The Day: Which is worse: wasting energy or wasting your roommate?

PAPER: Should Obama go to Iran?

Only if he promises to stay there.

One Comment
  1. 27 February 2013 @ 21:37 21:37

    I’d be delighted to chip in on the one way ticket to Persia if he promises to take gaffe-a-minit with him.

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