Christie Creams
From The Washington Examiner, Charles Spiering reporting, we learn:
Gov. Chris Christie R-N.J. now soars to a 74 percent approval rating [in New Jersey], according to a new Quinnipiac University survey.
The New Jersey governor sets the record for the highest approval rating of any New Jersey governor in 17 years.
Democrats approve of the Republican governor 56 – 38 percent.
What can you say, but: if this poll is true [and all must be doubted] then the people of New Jersey have decided, obviously, to live up to their low reputation.
I heard this story as I was driving this morning and, for some reason, the song Mongoloid by Devo entered my brain.
I found myself altering the lyrics to fit the elephantine Governor and this is the result [with apologies to the Preparation H folks]:
Hem-or-rhoid he was a hemorrhoid
Crappier than you and me
Hemorrhoid he was a RINO fraud
And it determined what he could see
Hemorrhoid he was a hemorrhoid
One Krispy Kreme too many
Hemorrhoid he was a closet Prog
And it determined what he could see
And he wore the fat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one knew…
Oooooo……….
Hemorrhoid he was a demagogue
Repubs were unaware
Hemorrhoid he was a hemorrhoid
New Jersey doesn’t care
Apparently not.
“Democrats approve of the Republican governor 56 – 38 percent”
Hey that’s great news !!
According to mushy RINOs, that’s the type of “Inclusion” and “Bipartisanship” we need to have a Republican elected.
Karl Rove, not available for comment,
Hey, that’s just grand. I don’t want to hear from Rove anywayz. If I never hear from Rove it will be too soon. I wish we had a law like New Texas in H. Beam Piper’s duology with 4 Day Planet. Politicians, as defined by the law, are liable to instant assassination without recourse. You could be shot for merely proposing higher taxes.
Of course, we all know there are people that just need killing. Everyone that I know of is a politician. I had personal acquaintance with a few in the past, but they reformed.