Coochie Coochie Doom
It is often said that women are not as creative as men. I don’t know about that, but I do know that, when it comes to devising new and interesting ways to murder, women outdo we men every time. Case in point…
A Brazilian man has accused his wife of trying to kill him by putting poison in her vagina and inviting him to have oral sex with her.
The man – identified only as a 43-year-old from Sao Jose do Rio Preto – realised something was afoot when he noticed a strange odour coming from his wife’s private parts, Portuguese news outlet tvi24 said.
Concerned, he took her to hospital, whereupon she confessed to the nefarious plan, Argentinian newspaper La Razon claims.
I ain’t touching this one with a ten foot pole [yeah, I avoided the whole 'strange odour' part, too].