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Obama Pleased Fellow King Will Get Decent Burial

04 February 2013 @ 11:10

Just kidding – His Most Royal Travesty King Barack The Unready has not commented yet on the DNA-confirmed finding of the remains of Richard III.

[Sources don't tell TCOTS News, however, that Richard III, Richard II, and most especially Edward II are monarchs King Barack admires and patterns his reign on ('A skeet, a skeet, my kingdom for a skeet!').]

The story of how the remains of ‘the hunchback King’ were found are fascinating…

From the BBC, we learn:

Challenged by Henry Tudor, Richard was killed at Bosworth in 1485 after only two years on the throne.

He was given a hurried burial beneath the church of Greyfriars in the centre of Leicester.

Mr Buckley said the grave was clumsily cut, with sloping sides and too short for the body, forcing the head forward.

"There was no evidence of a coffin or shroud which would have left the bones in a more compact position.

"Unusually, the arms are crossed and this could be an indication the body was buried with the wrists still tied," he added.

Greyfriars church was demolished during the Reformation in the 16th Century and over the following centuries its exact location was forgotten.

However, a team of enthusiasts and historians managed to trace the likely area – and, crucially, after painstaking genealogical research, they found a 17th-generation descendant of Richard’s sister with whose DNA they could compare any remains.

Joy Ibsen, from Canada, died several years ago but her son, Michael, who now works in London, provided a sample.

The researchers were fortunate as, while the DNA they were looking for was in all Joy Ibsen’s offspring, it is only handed down through the female line and her only daughter has no children. The line was about to stop.

In August 2012, an excavation began in a city council car park – the only open space remaining in the likely area – which quickly identified buildings connected to the church.

The bones were found in the first days of the dig and were eventually excavated under forensic conditions.

Details of the reburial ceremony have yet to be released, but Philippa Langley from the Richard III Society said plans for a tomb were well advanced.

She said of the discovery of Richard’s skeleton: "I’m totally thrilled, I’m overwhelmed to be honest, it’s been a long hard journey. I mean today as we stand it’s been nearly four years.

"It’s the culmination of a lot of hard work. I think, as someone said to me earlier, it’s just the end of the beginning.

"We’re going to completely reassess Richard III, we’re going to completely look at all the sources again, and hopefully there’s going to be a new beginning for Richard as well."

I’m sure our monarch takes great comfort in that last sentence.

But then I sigh, and, with a piece of scripture,
Tell them that God bids us do good for evil:
And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With odd old ends, stol’n out of holy writ;
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. M. Thompson permalink
    04 February 2013 @ 13:05 13:05

    A minor monarch, of note only due to the Richardian lobby.

    Also, he lost.

    • thecampofthesaints permalink
      04 February 2013 @ 13:47 13:47

      And Billy Shakes.

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