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A Metaphor For Feinstein’s Proposed Bill?

25 January 2013 @ 10:49

From CBS-4 in Miami, we learn:

A southwest Florida man was arrested after he reportedly jumped off the roof of a couple’s North Ft. Myers home, knocked one person over and then went on a rampage inside the residence. Oh, he was naked at the time.

The homeowners told Lee County sheriff’s deputies that just before 7 p.m. they heard noises on the roof and went outside to see what was going on. That’s when they spotted a nude Gregory Bruni, 21, from Venice on the roof, according to the News-Press.

Bruni jumped off the roof and knocked over one of the victims. He then reportedly ran inside the house and tore a 72 inch flat screen TV off a living room wall.

As the man yelled to his wife to get his gun, Bruni continued to trash the house. The sheriff’s office said the man’s wife managed to fire three shots at Bruni, but missed.

As the man went to get another gun, Bruni allegedly fell to the floor in the living room and started masturbating. He then ran into the couple’s son’s room and rubbed the boy’s clothing over his face.

When deputies arrived, the sheriff’s office said Bruni fell to the ground, flailed around and spoke – but was not making any sense.

Bruni tried to get away from the deputies several times. In the end, they had to use a Taser on him to take him into custody.

Investigators later discovered that Bruni defecated near the front door and in a hallway inside the residence.

Let’s see…

-The couple livining in the North Ft. Myers home = law-abiding gun-owners.

-Gregory Bruni = Diane Feinstein.

Works for me.

[Of course, Bruni could represent any Leftist in Washington during the past four years.]

The full text of Feinstein’s bill can be found here at Doug Ross’s joint [as he sums it up: 'all scary-looking guns are banned'][tip of the fedora to Jeff Goldstein].

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