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Blogger Christmas Traffic Blues

23 December 2012 @ 12:21

Well I woke up this mornin’
And all my hits were down
Oh, I woke up this mornin’
And all my hits were down
All my friends are missing
I’m the only one who’s posting now

Santy Claus, Santy Claus
What you bringin’ down
Santy Claus, Santy Claus
What you bringin’ down
I need some linky lovin’
Before I shut this old blog thang down

—Ramblin’ Bob Belvedere, Blogger Mood Disorder Blues

I got me some Blogger Christmas Traffic Blues and the only thing that will get me out of this funk — have mercy! — is some bona-fi-dee blues…

-Lightnin’ Hopkins…

-Mister BB King…

-I’m feelin’ better, so let’s up the mood with one of my favorites…

-Of course, no Christmas would be complete without Mister Chuck Berry…

-Now, link this post so I can really bet over by Blogger Christmas Traffic Blues.

9 Comments leave one →
  1. 23 December 2012 @ 14:57 14:57

    “Well I woke up this mornin’”

    Typical Robert Johnson opening line. Excellent.

  2. M. Thompson permalink
    24 December 2012 @ 00:27 00:27

    Don’t worry Bob, the usual gang is still around for your auto-posts.

  3. 25 December 2012 @ 17:33 17:33

    No linky love for me anywhere either, and traffic has been dead for well over a week before Christmas. So today I said screw it, and played Plants vs Zombies instead of thinking about blog and was much happier for it since the righty blogosphere no loves me no mo.
    I’ll still be doing the Zilla Awards, but if I’m not feeling the love I may just ‘phone it in’ so to speak and do a half assed job. I can barely even get a retweet on twitter. No respect, no respect at all I tells ya. Bah humbug! OK, I am going back to playing the game that I actually got for MY KIDS. Merry Christmas anwyay, Bob, and my God richly bless your big patriot heart.
    OH I just had a happy thought! I recently had to abruptly stop the antibiotics that have been treating my tick diseases since this past spring because they caused all kinds of problems you cannot even imagine, but upshot is that if I wanted an adult beverage, I could have one now! I don’t drink at all so one shot of anything would probably get me pretty lit up and hubby brought home some blackberry moonshine that he got as a holiday gift. Hmmm….

    • 01 January 2013 @ 01:54 01:54

      I’ve been reTweeting you!

      You are one of our Boudicas, which means you can’t stop blogging, Mare.

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