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A Toast To Obama’s Health!

19 December 2012 @ 09:05

Considering that the line of succession, in light of the passing of Senator Inouye, is now...

-Joe ‘Hill’ Biden, Vice President

-Cryin’ John Boehner, Speaker Of The House

-Patrick ‘Leak-Breath’ Leahy, President Pro-Tempore Of The Senate

-Hillary ‘Scrambled Brains’ Rodham

…[gives you nightmares, eh?] I wish the Jug-Eared Nancy Boy robust health.

May The Founders forgive us.

6 Comments leave one →
  1. M. Thompson permalink
    19 December 2012 @ 11:06 11:06

    Pass the hooch.

    • thecampofthesaints permalink
      19 December 2012 @ 13:34 13:34

      Hey, I’ll give you your own bottle.

  2. 19 December 2012 @ 15:50 15:50

    He’ll need the entire case and more. Toasting Zer0’s health requires much anesthetic.

  3. 20 December 2012 @ 13:15 13:15

    Thanks for being the Grinch, Scrooge and the Ghost of Christmas Future all rolled into one! Having said that, Merry Christmas!

  4. Rosalie permalink
    20 December 2012 @ 16:42 16:42

    “May The Founders forgive us.” I doubt if they’re resting in peace. They’re probably spinning in their graves.

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