Lizard Named After Obama
The asteroid that many scientists credit with wiping out the dinosaurs and decimating other lizard and snake species also caused the extinction of a newly-identified lizard: the Obamadon gracilis.
Maybe the Mayans were right and an asteroid is going to hit Earth on 21 December. We can hope.
According to Princeton University’s WordNet 3.0, one definition of a lizard is:
Noun 2. a man who idles about in the lounges of hotels and bars in search of women who would support him
I don’t know if the jug-eared, relatively-long-bodied reptile we call Obamacus Douchesillis ever hung around in bars and hotels [steambaths are another story], but he most certainly has gathered around him women who support the ideological gigolo, such as Valerie Jarrett, Lady Michbeth, Susan Rice, and Hillary Rodham.