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Lizard Named After Obama

12 December 2012 @ 13:08

From CBS Connecticut, we learn [tip of the fedora to Drudge]:

The asteroid that many scientists credit with wiping out the dinosaurs and decimating other lizard and snake species also caused the extinction of a newly-identified lizard: the Obamadon gracilis.

Maybe the Mayans were right and an asteroid is going to hit Earth on 21 December. We can hope.

According to Princeton University’s WordNet 3.0, one definition of a lizard is:

Noun 2. a man who idles about in the lounges of hotels and bars in search of women who would support him

I don’t know if the jug-eared, relatively-long-bodied reptile we call Obamacus Douchesillis ever hung around in bars and hotels [steambaths are another story], but he most certainly has gathered around him women who support the ideological gigolo, such as Valerie Jarrett, Lady Michbeth, Susan Rice, and Hillary Rodham.

3 Comments leave one →
  1. 12 December 2012 @ 13:26 13:26

    Noun 3. a politician who invents and promulgates lies about “wars on women” in search of women who would support him.

  2. bridget permalink
    12 December 2012 @ 14:24 14:24

    But Sandra Fluke wants Obama to support her – or at least have Obama and Sebelius force Georgetown to support her (alleged) sex life.

  3. 12 December 2012 @ 17:38 17:38

    Now, if they’d just name a sssnake after the ssssslut who tried to steal my husband – I’m sure she and Fluke share the same lack of morals – I could die a happy woman!

    No, wait…I’m gonna die a happy woman anyway, but it would still be SO cool… :D

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