AMBER ALERT: Paul Ryan
Apparently, he’s either been kidnapped or has wandered off in a daze:
It’s still unclear if House Budget Committee chairman Rep. Paul Ryan – the Republican Party’s recent vice presidential candidate – had anything to do with the GOP leadership’s conservative purge. Reps. Tim Huelskamp of Kansas and Justin Amash of Michigan were pulled from Ryan’s committee heading into the next Congress. A spokesman for Ryan hasn’t responded to numerous requests for comment on the matter.
If you see Paul, please do not approach him on your own. He may be armed with a dumb bell [nooo!, not John Boehner!].
Caution: He will be very moist from being such a squish.
Observe him from a distance — stay at least one hundred feet from him at all times.
Call a [real] conservative House member immediately or Jimmy Page.