Offend A Feminist: The Gang’s All Here [Updated Below]
It’s nice to see so many bloggers, both male and female, participating in the fourth annual National Offend A Feminist Week.
If you haven’t yet, you have until Mother’s Day to join in the fun. As Stacy McCain, the genius behind NOAFW, writes:
As usual, National Offend a Feminist Week ends on Mother’s Day Oppressed Victims of Patriarchy Day, when millions of womyn are painfully reminded of what happens when they are deprived of “choice.”
Which is a good thing.
Let me assure you: there’s nothing like offending a dreary Feminist to perk up one’s spirits. Give it a try! You have nothing to lose — the Old Shrews will hate you anyway.
Before I do a little aggregation of what my Friends In The Ether are doing to celebrate this joyous occasion, I’d like to make a few observations which occurred to me while I was making Mrs. B. bring me my dinner and slippers last night…
-Feminists whine on and on and on and on about shattering the Glass Ceiling, when, in fact, they should be more concerned with making sure the glass stays clean. Pick up a bottle of Windex, ladies, and get to it!
-The best way I’ve found to Offend A Feminist is to just exist and be your Right Wing self.
-Feminism is the last refuge for scoundrels who have neuroses.
-If Feminism is primarily concerned with ‘Women’s Rights’, why are they all Left?
-It’s my understanding that many of the Suffragettes supported ‘giving women the franchise’ because they thought that meant they got exclusive Mary Kay distributorships.
-Feminists put the ‘rage’ in Suffrage.
-Feminism means never having to say you’re a sorry-assed loser who can’t get dates with Real Men.
[Bob Belvedere is an equal opportunity offender and does not discriminate based on race, color, creed, or preference in decor.]
Onward! Into The Ether!!!…
-Richard McEnroe, proprietor of Three Beers Later, is once again on a path to provide us with the highest number of NOAFW postings: Monday’s, Tuesday’s. When he get’s today’s one up, I’ll update here. UPDATE: Here it is and it’s his best one yet.
-The guys over at The Daley Gator can always be counted on to make their contributions. In their first, Doug explains why he and Ed loves to offend them some Fems, with bonus pics of Hooter’s Girls! UPDATE: Gator Doug’s got up another good one here.
-Mike, aka That Mr. G Guy, kicks things off with some fine aggregating and publishing some curious stuff he’s found on the Interwebs. He finishes up his post in grand fashion with some armor-penetrating Rule 5. UPDATE: Mike’s got another one up here.
-Speaking of Rule 5: there’s no more consistent thorn in the cellulite-ridden Feminist side than the Original Rule 5 over at The Other McCain. Every week Wombat-Socho puts together the best of Rule 5 from the web in one convenient place. A hearty ‘Huzzah!’, Wombat.
-Please don’t forget my NOAFW post from last night, wherein I offered some spot-on life coaching for young men and women.
-I’ve got to run a few errands and then I’ll be back to update this.
UPDATE at 1955 [which was a good year for women knowing their place]…
-Over at WyBlog, Chris Wysocki takes aim at those Feminists who complain when the Title IX laws are used by men who are being discriminated against and scores a goal.
-Carried away by his desire to get involved ZTW, over at Zion’s Trumpet, shamelessly rips-off your humble Dispatcher and doesn’t even link back! Thank the Good Lord I’m in a forgiving mood.
-For the first time a real, honest-to-goodness padre has joined in the celebrations: Father Z — Superstar.
-The good Father was inspired by Mary Rose, who vowed on Monday to publish a post every day on NOAFW. From her first one:
You see, McCain started this “celebratory week” of tweaking feminists back in 2009. It’s all in fun, but also a great excuse to focus on why many of us hate feminism. And by “us,” I’m referring mostly to women. Because we absolutely hate the fact that so many feminists want to lop all women together in supporting the most destructive ideology ever created since the dawn of time. No wonder Marxists love them. Angry, jealous, bitter misery loves company.
And so, I’m going to do something I’ve never done before with this blog.
I’m going to write an entry every day this week about why feminism sucks.
Yep. I’m not pulling punches and at times it may even get down and dirty. But what do I care? No one is sponsoring me so if anyone has an issue with what I say, they can boycott Blogger. (Take that, Google!)
Bravo, Mary Rose, bravo.
She warms the cockles of my heart [and if you've ever had your cockles warmed, you know pleasant that can be].
-No One Of Any Import, a gal who understands where her proper place is and likes it, finds a musical way to offend the Beastie Girlz out there.
-Chillingworth does too [and, in the process, he beats me to posting the song I wanted to at the end of this post — luckily, I have another].
-Let’s end on a didactic note: Ladies, listen closely: