Rule 5 News Special: Scarlett Johansson – Salacious Social Activist*
SUBITITLE: Righting A Grevious Wrong
In a typically competent bit of reporting earlier today, Stacy McCain published a post about Scarlett Johansson’s recent interview with Vanity Fair wherein the lovely lass showed that she, while a skilled actress, should not attempt to pontificate on political matters in a public forum for all to see.
After quoting Miss Johansson’s boorish bloviation, Stacy offers his usual spot-on analysis. A highlight:
This shouldn’t be surprising, given the notorious liberalism of Hollywood, but it doesn’t make sense to those of us out here in the rest of America, where pretty girls generally tend to be conservative. To cite one example, the annual Reaganpalooza, the post-CPAC party sponsored by the Young Conservatives Coalition, is a total babefest.
Perhaps it’s something intrinsic to the entertainment industry, where the relationship between hard work and success is less obvious, that causes people in show business to be so peculiarly liberal.
While Stacy deserves all the praise in the world for his crackerjack reporting and top-notch analysis, there is one area where he has failed utterly and totally and miserably in this situation: he only published one — count it ‘one’ — picture of the attractive lady in question — and that one was just a simple close-up of her face!
I must say I’m very disappointed in my Rule 5 Mentor!
I expected something more va-va-va-voomy from the man, the legend, who created Rule 5!
But, alas and alack [and Afflack], it was not to be! [At least Admiral Teach got it right!]
Therefore, I, Robert Oswald Belvedere, Rule 5 Mojo Master Supremo, Lord Of The Ladies, Baron Of The Boudoir, Generalissimo Of Galistan, will pick up that standard that Stacy Pickett dropped!
Herewith, a brief primer on getting a Rule 5 post right…Click
* Thanks to Adobe Walls for the inspiration.