Crossing The Threshold: One Million Hits
Sometime in the wee small hours of this morning, between 0400 and 0459 EDT, The Camp Of The Saints received it’s one millionth unique hit.
A hearty ‘Huzzah!’ to all of my readers and Friends In The Ether!
Thank you all.
A special thanks to Stacy McCain who gave this blog it’s first linkage, who has always been ready to offer advice, who has become a friend, and who came down from the mountain with the tablets containing The Golden Rules [aka How To Get A Million Hits On Your Blog]. Hit his damn tip jar, will ya!
Special thanks also Smitty who has been very patient in providing advice and encouragement and good fellowship.
Onward to two million!
EXCELSIOR!








WhoooooooooooooooHoooooooooooooo!
You go, guy!!!!!!!
Thank you, Adrienne, for helping make this happen and for being a good Friend In The Ether.
BFF
Dayum millionaires! Congratulations. A sizable celebratory bourbon is indicated when the sun is over the yard-arm.
Does this mean I’m officially part of the one percent?
Thanks, Hugh.
Yes! and we are the 99% of bloggers who covet your hits. Down with the elite! Occupy TCOTS!
Only ladies allowed.
Hey, that’s neat, Bob!
That’s the way I likes my bourbon, K_Bob: straight / no chaser.
Good! Now I don’t have to click over here 100,000 times a day any more. I had started to call you ‘Carpal Tunnel Bob.’
As I’m in good with the Lord, you’ll be rewarded in Heaven for your efforts.
Big congrats! Glad I was here to help you celebrate (hic).
You gotta admit that I make a mean Martini.
Thanks, Opus.
Congratulations, you’ve earned it, on to the next million.
Forward! To Victory! For Duty and Humanity!
Thanks, Adobe.
And it only took 10,000 chicks in their underwear to do it lol
Nice work, Bob!
’10,000′! I beg your pardon: it only took 500 – I am a Rule 5 Mojo Master, don’t you know.
Thanks, RR.
Congratulations Bob!
Thanks, MT. It’s folks like you that keep it interesting.
Congratulations, Mr B. Keep up the good work. Don’t know where you find time to compose these lengthy posts AND track down Rule 5 ladies.
Thanks, GN6. Having a very patient wife helps.
Congrats Mr. B, you do some good work, sometimes even news related posts! Damn sure the king of rule 5.
Thanks, Randy. I’m thinking of going All Rule 5, All The Time: it beats having to deal with all the crap the Bolshes are pulling.
Congratulations Bob B. Most excellent!
Thanks, Loo. You’re not so bad yourself.
Bravo Bob…. May the lovelies you post here push you through 2 Million in half the time!
A thought: Perhaps you would consider posting a commemorative pictorial thank you post to all the ladies who already helped you get to 1 Million as a first step to the next level.
Great minds think alike: I’m thinking about doing just that.
Thanks, LA.
Congratulations!
Thanks, Jamie. One of the reasons I got to this point is because of good people like yourself.
Congratulations Bob! Here’s to the next million hits!
Thanks. I think the next mil will be like this one: a girl.
So, one commie Canadian artiste per 1,000,000 hits is about right…
At least I’ve never done a Sarandon Rule 5.
Fanfuckingtastic, Bob! Congratulations on your well deserved milestone of awesomeness. May you see many many more.
With Friends like you around, I most certainly will, praise Allah.
I’ll have an extra drink tonight on my vacation in honor of your one million hit. Keep up the good work!
Maker’s Mark, straight-up. Thanks, Ro.
Awesome job, Bob! Here’s to many, many more!
Couldn’t have made it without your help. Thank you, William.
Congratulations, oh Belvedere of the boudoir. Couldn’t happen to a more suave or debonaire fellow. Keep the rule 5′s coming! Oh, and the excellent snarky commentary.
Thanks, ‘Bot. Perjhaps I should change my name to Bob Boudoir?
Good on you Bob. I’m still putting my fingerprints all over Christmas trees here in South Fla.
Congrates, couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
Mike G.
Thanks, Mike. It takes one to know one.
ONE & ALL: Check out the gams on Chris Wysocki’s gift to me:
http://wyblog.us/blog/misc/tuesday-truculence-11-29-11.html
Hey congratulations Bob! and what Adrienne said!
Thank you, Dame Maggie. It helps having classy dames like you as Friends,
Congrats! It couldn’t have happened to a nice blogger!
No, sadly, instead it happened to me. Oh, well, God works in mysterious ways.
Thanks.
Congrats, Bob! (I would have stopped by earlier, but my laptop thinks you’re porn or bad for me or something. )
Hey Proof, he is.
Congratulations Bob, keep it up.
Sorry I’m late. That’s what I get for not seeing past the snooch.
Congratulations, Bob.