Offend A Feminist: All Good Things…
…must come to an end at some point, otherwise we wouldn’t appreciate them as much.
As my dentist likes to say ‘Abcess makes the heart grow fonder’, but he, like most dentists, lacks a good sense of humor. Anyway…National Offend A Feminist Week has ended for another year and it’s time to move on to other things. However, I can’t leave NOAFW without linking some of my Friends In The Ether who have done great work to promote this worthy cause…
-NOAFW Founder, Stacy McCain, despite having pneumonia, did a great job leading the charge and inspiring all of us in our Crusade. All of his NOAFW posts can be found by clicking here, but I would like to single out his last two:
Amity Shlaes Has a Big Sexy Brain
[Bob: …and she’s damn cute]
Both are classic Other McCain.
-Professional Offender, Richard McEnroe got off [!] to a very good start, but like Shackleford in the Kentucky Derby, he fell back after he was kidnapped by angry Feminazis and forced to ‘behave responsibly’ [or something]. Here are his last two: Wednesday and my favorite
Thursday Friday. He posted nothing on Saturday or Sunday, repeating his habit of finishing too soon.
-Friend In The Ether from the land down under, GregoryNo6 [he’s not a number; he’s a free man, however, for Gina Elise] posted some damn fine stuff in some of my NOAFW, but he also did his own top-notch bit of offending over at his joint.
-Karen Howes agreed with me that the 19th Amendment should be repealed and a very lively discussion ensued in her comments section.
-Stay-At-Home Mom, NoneOfAnyImport decides to join the frey [and fun] with a bang-on posting.
-Zilla Of The Resistance goes all Johnny Paycheck on the Fems. This phrase of her’s describing the unshaven ones gives you a good taste of what’s in store for you when [not if] you click the link: ‘thin skinned, hyper-sensitive, uptight bitches’.
-Over at At The Point Of A Gun, DaveC takes on Tina Fey and delivers to her the figurative spanking she deserves.
-There’s a good chance I missed some of the postings done out there by some of my other Friends In The Ether because I was away for three days during NOAFW. If I did, send me the links and I’ll throw them in an Update to this posting.
=UPDATE on 10MAY2011 at 1705: When I’m right, I’m damn right: I missed Mike’s NOAFW takedown of Mzzzzzzz. Stephanie
Coose Coontz. I’d apologize except, I was right.
-I think it appropriate to end the Third Annual National Offend A Feminist Week with a key bit of advice for all you gals out there. This is very, very important; please read the whole thing [or have your man read it to you after you’ve brough him his drink and slippers]: