March Just Got Even Madder!
Yes, you read that right. Just when you thought that the insanity of these weeks couldn’t be more intense, along comes Carol of No Sheeples Here fame with
THE SECOND ANNUAL
MARCH MADNESS
SWEATER PUPPY CONTEST!
Last year’s the goal was simple: provide some relief from the dark and nefarious goings-on in our nation’s capital. This year, there is an added dimension to the healing powers of this event, as Carol explains:
Too many men in this country suffer from high blood pressure and heart disease. If they are overweight and married they are often subjected to constant stress-inducing nagging.
MyFoxBoxton recently posted an article stating that five hundred men participated in a study that found if men stared at breasts for ten minutes a day that they would have a lower resting heart rate and lower blood pressure. Some participants, wanting to ensure that they were made their healthiest, ogled them for fifteen minutes or longer. Boys will be boys after all. I want to do my part to promote men’s health. That’s how I roll.
Carol, you not only roll, you rock.
As my colleague, Dr. Clyde ‘Fingers’ Proctor explained here several weeks ago:
Too many men in this country suffer from high blood pressure and heart disease. They are overweight and, if married, subject to constant stress-inducing nagging. Too many women in this country have lovely breasts and do not show them to the world in the best light — they cover them up and try to make it appear that they are not as big as they are — and this is not a healthy thing for women to do. Breasts should be exposed to the open air and allowed to roam free.
We can solve both problems by letting women know that exposing their breasts to others can prevent heart attacks and strokes. Both sides would benefit: the men would enjoy better Heart Health and the ladies would know that they have provided an essential service to mankind.
The Sweater Puppy Breast-Stare has the added benefit of infusing both patient and staree with a heightened appreciation for the greatness that is America.
Please click here to read Carol’s announcement and to see the rules for the contest.
She has asked me once again to be the judge and I am honored. Please remember that I have taken a vow to be as impartial as I can…but some of that there extra linky love wouldn’t hurt, IYKWIMAITYD.
Last year’s winner was Richard McEnroe, Chief Distiller of Three Beers Later, who provided some incredible examples of the American Spirit in action. Here are a few of the pictures that allowed him to declare for the past year that he was ‘Winning’:
If you are hesitating about participating, I would remind you of the words of Frederick The Great:
Verwegenheit , Verwegenheit , allemal Verwegenheit!
Ihr Racke, wollen sie ewig leben?
That is all…dismissed…
General Robert ‘Bob’ Kurtz-Belvedere [in a white wine sauce with mushrooms]
REMEMBER…
Already started posting my entries. Yall better get a move on
Hmmm could this elevate into a boob war?
@Adobe Walls,
If it does, Blue Devil boobs will emerge victorious.
Adobe / Carol: If it does, don’t forget I’m the General who won that War.