Tina Fey Awarded First Douche Nozzle Prize
‘Comedic’ writer and actress Tina Fey has been awarded the first TCOTS Douche Nozzle Prize for the remarks she made while receiving the Mark Twain Prize.
While accepting the latter Award [which, according to reports had the late Mr. Twain rolling over in his grave], Mzzz. Fey said, as reported by Paul Farhi of The Washington Post:
And, you know, politics aside, the success of Sarah Palin and women like her is good for all women – except, of course –those who will end up, you know, like, paying for their own rape ‘kit ‘n’ stuff,” Fey said. “But for everybody else, it’s a win-win. Unless you’re a gay woman who wants to marry your partner of 20 years – whatever. But for most women, the success of conservative women is good for all of us. Unless you believe in evolution. You know – actually, I take it back. The whole thing’s a disaster.
She also said [emphasis mine]:
I would be a liar and an idiot if I didn’t thank Sarah Palin for helping get me here tonight. My partial resemblance and her crazy voice are the two luckiest things that ever happened to me. All kidding aside, I’m so proud to represent American humor, I am proud to be an American, and I am proud to make my home in the ‘not real’ America. And I am most proud that during trying times, like an orange [terror] alert, a bad economy or a contentious election that we as a nation retain our sense of humor.
For these insipid, juvenile, and utterly fatuous remarks, this liar and idiot, this snide ignoramus, is hereby awarded the first evah Douche Nozzle Prize…
[tip of the fedora to Wombat-Socho]