What The Future Holds: Obama’s Speech Tonight
This Tuesday Evening, Barack Hussein Obama, Anti-President of The United States Of America, Fearless Leader and Duce [Douche?], Lowerer Of The Seas, Defender Of Islam, Apologist Of All That Is American, Sovereign Of The Stimulus, Healer Of The Earth, Duke Of No Nukes, Sovereign Restorer Of Images, Messiah Of The Lay-Abouts, Sovereign Organizer Of Communities, Duke Of Alinsky, Sovereign and Most Honourable Provider Of Health Care, Grand Poohba of the Most Venerable Order of Narcissists, Financial Adviser-In-Chief, Physician-In-Chief, Linguist-In-Chief, Personal Trainer-In-Chief, Supreme Spiculate of Spite, will deliver another Address To The Nation!
Before I began my normal routine this morning, I jumped in my brand-spanking-new Paco Enterprises Deluxe Time Machine and headed forward to watch our Fearless Leader deliver his speech with the intention of reporting on what he will say so that each and every one of you would be able to carry on with your normal activities tonight…free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment…
Summation: It is a tale / told by an idiot, full of sound and fury / signifying nothing.
There you have it in a nutshell. Now, move along…move along.
You’re quite welcome.