Things Are Getting Nasty
18 August 2010 @ 10:53
If this blog post title doesn’t peak your curiosity, then, man, you’re either a Bolshe or you’re really off your game today:
Pacific Ocean Wants To Sue Gulf Of Mexico For Limelight Thuggery
Smitty has the details here, if you can weather the storm.
Pictured: Intrepid Smitty tries to calm the Pacific Ocean down by
serenading it with selections from his album Syrinx Serenade:
Rush’s Best Loved Songs On The Bag Pipes.
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Heh!
Maybe we can get the Gulf and the Pacific to start going at each other. They could hurl hurricanes at each other across the Isthmus of Panama, perhaps even eroding it away. Scientists say that the rising of the land connection between North and South America changed the ocean currents and led to the Ice ages. I say we inconspicuously toss this meme out there. If the left comes to believe that there is a peacemaking role to play in keeping the Gulf and the Pacific from going to war that could keep them busy for years. Furthermore if maintaining the Isthmus of Panama maintains the Ice Age creating ocean currents, that would be the opposite of Global Warming. Perhaps that would give the left something to do while we try to save our country.
Good. Idea. Adobe. Gotta keep the children occupied.