Christina Hendricks Attacked By Closet Lesbian!!!
From The London Daily Mail:
The curvaceous beauty, who plays Joan Holloway on the hit TV show, was appearing on U.S. TV’s The View when guest host Alexandra Wentworth told her she was her ‘girl crush’.
Wentworth, who is married, then got even more interested and on two occasions sidled right up to Hendricks on the couch to cuddle up with her.
At one point she placed her hand seductively on Christina’s leg.
She then asked her if she will be naked in the new season of Mad Men and, after showing a picture of the actress with her new husband, quipped: ‘You’re a cute couple, but I think we’re a better couple.’
Alexandra told the actress: ‘You have this beautiful, curvaceous, sexy body. I would die for this body!’
Christina, 35, took all the attention in her stride, graciously smiling and laughing at the host.
I’m not at all surprised that Christina kept her composure in public — she’s a real pro and a class act.
My sources tell me that, in reality, she was quite upset and rattled by this assault, as you will see…
Pictured Above: Miss Hendricks, in distress after her appearance on The View,
walking back to the trailer provided to her by Esquire.
Pictured Above: Miss Hendricks having a lie-down trying to calm her shattered nerves.
Pictured Above: While relaxing on her red lip cushions, Christina learns
the shocking news that Whoopi and Joy encouraged Wentworth to assault her
because they are deranged lesbians too [no surprise there].
Pictured Above: Miss Hendricks a short time later after she had taken
a long, hot, steaming shower in order to ‘wash the slime of The View‘,
as she put it, off of her body.
Pictured Above: Ever the trooper, that evening Miss Hendricks keeps her dinner date
with Bob Belvedere who, upon finding out about the assault,
vows to nail Whoopi’s, Joy’s, and Alexandra’s heads to the floor.
You can post all the pics and spout all the lies you want, but she’s mine! Mine I tell ya!
Oh yea, BTW. GREAT headline. I’m watching you mister.
MNR: Yeah…well…I could have Dr. Tyrell turn you off remotely.
You tell a good story. If you put it to song you could be a Baird.
Red: I’ve hit my head on a bar, does that count?
She’s always a favorite.
Red: There was a story?
This is the Wentworth married to George Stephanopoulous????
Maggie: I believe so.
She’s wearing a gorgeous dress in the last picture.
Roxe: The color goes very well with her hair color and complexion. I’m not a big fan of green dresses, but, man, she can pull it off.
No surprise here. Rumors around Washington for years that both George & Alexandra are gay and their “marriage” is a convenient bearding for each other.
Garrett: I heard those too – wouldn’t surprise me. Hey, at least they understand the importance of having a father and mother raising children – that’s something in this day and age.
$author your blog is great.