Fisk Me Once And Fisk Me Twice And Fisk Me Once Again
Many of us are having to go back to work today after a nice, long Independence Day weekend. There’s nothing more guaranteed to dispirit the soul than having to return one’s ear to the grindstone just at the moment when the relaxing calm that had been building for several days was just about to finally encompass you from head to toe. Ah well…unlike so many other countries of The West, we here in the Good Ol’ US of A still have a strong work ethic, so there’s no helping it.
However, some relief may be found in enjoying a good ol’ American Fisking. Now, Smitty, chief bottle washer of The Other McCain, is an empathetic fellow and he must have sensed that many of us were really in need of some relief, for, not only has he provided us with a Fisking, but he has applied it to two people at once. Not only that, but these two people are enviro-weenies to boot! They want us to stop using air conditioning because it’s helping to fast track the End Of Days [cue gasps of horror].
A taste:
One hopes this article ends with a punchline. . .score!
I have to ask, is the room you’re in right now air-conditioned?
Yes, it is.
How do you feel?
I’m a bit cold, actually. I would prefer to just open the place up, but you know, we all have co-workers. I was working outside all morning, and when I came in, the air conditioning felt good as it always does when you first go indoors, but now that I’ve been sitting here talking to you, it’s starting to get uncomfortable.
OK, Stan Cox, you capitalist swine. Good luck selling lots and lots of books–I daresay you shan’t scare up much readership in the rightosphere. Humans have always used their God-given talents to improve their environment. The rush to assign shame and politicize something like air conditioning is gross….
Bravo, Smitty. Please do take the time to click here and enjoy it all in the comfort of your air conditioned office, abode, or gas-guzzling car.
I say: let the foolish bastards suffer if they want to. High heat makes one lazy, therefore, maybe letting these meatheads swelter in the heat will prevent them from doing much for a few months. Hell, every time they open their mouths or write, they spew more idiocy into the air. Those of us with Common Sense [ie: the Right] will stay in our air-conditioned spaces and plot in comfort our takeback of America.
That suit engulfed in flame deserves it… I hate people that wear too much cologne!
Memories of a misspent fashion youth, eh?
Do these people think that A/C was invented by whatever Satan atheists believe in, or do they think that sweltering hot human beings thought, “You know, broiling in here like a steak on a grill is not my idea of a good time. Let’s apply our brains to this problem and make life a little more comfortable,”?
Last time I checked, there are many, many reasons why we are no longer living in caves, mud huts, and lean-tos. Our ancestors did not do their best to improve their lot in life so that we could throw away all of that innovation and live like Neanderthals.
The rise of basic comforts runs right alongside the rise of innovation. When people no longer had to spend so much time just struggling to provide the basics and concentrate on surviving, creativity soared and people began to live longer and in better health.
These enviro-weenies who want to reverse the good progress we’ve made are nothing but nihilists at their core – hating life, hating themselves.