A Delayed Hump [Updated Below]
I hereby declare today, not yesterday, to be the official Hump Day for this, the week of 23 May in the Year of Our Lord 2010.
Therefore, the fact that my weekly treat/feature, A Little Hump Day Rule 5, did not appear here at TCOTS yesterday and will, I promise, appear today, I declare that I am not in violation of the terms and conditions of my contract with my faithful readers.
So let it be written…
So shall it be done…
Oh, and…I tell you, don’t smoke.
Whatever you do, just don’t smoke.
UPDATE at 1355…
Lipton. T. Bagg steps into the breach:
Readers can, until Bob fulfills the terms of said contract, click over to my Memorial Day Rule 5 in celebration of women and the military. It’s the least I can do for my friend Bob, and our wonderful readers. It’s a public service I’m drawn to provide.
http://viewedfromtheright.blogspot.com/2010/05/memorial-day-rule-5-woman-and-military.html
Just doing my job, no thanks required…
-LTB
What a pal.
Readers can, until Bob fulfills the terms of said contract, click over to my Memorial Day Rule 5 in celebration of women and the military. It’s the least I can do for my friend Bob, and our wonderful readers. It’s a public service I’m drawn to provide.
http://viewedfromtheright.blogspot.com/2010/05/memorial-day-rule-5-woman-and-military.html
Just doing my job, no thanks required…
-LTB
Careful… I remember when Sean Connery tried that “so let it be written…” stuff, his subjects threw him off a bridge…
Yeah…well…I got a full head of hair and I don’t slap women around [letting them slap me around is another story].
BTW: What a great movie.