PMRC Warning: Rated ‘F’ For Fisking
Ahh….there’s nothing like waking up on a cold winter’s morning in the stormy month of March, pouring a hot cup of Joe, sitting in your favorite chair as the morning sun baths the room in a fresh, glowing light, and enjoying the reading of a good Fisking….
We are fortunate that Paco [CEO, Paco Enterprises] has provided the Fisking materials for our pleasure. With deft pen in hand, he slices and dices the lying lard-ass loser known to one and all as Algore. A highlight:
Al Gore, who apparently aspires to the title of national schmuck, has written an op-ed piece for the New York Times that may well win him the conical crown.
In his latest effort at climate change apologetics, Al grasps his lapels, clears his throat, and proclaims the following:
It would be an enormous relief if the recent attacks on the science of global warming actually indicated that we do not face an unimaginable calamity requiring large-scale, preventive measures to protect human civilization as we know it.
Yes, yes. I’m sure that Al weeps at every new up-tick in his bank balance that results from the sale of another book or DVD peddling the anthropogenic global-warming malarkey, or the fee from giving another speech on the subject, or the cabbage that he harvests as director of a renewable-energy investment fund. But even if climate change weren’t a matter calling for dramatic efforts by world governments to save us from that ominous tipping point that is ten years twenty years not so far off – and I’m only saying this for the sake of argument, mind you, because the science is, of course, settled – there are all these other reasons why we should continue to pump money into windmills and geothermal plants and hamster treadmills….
Grab another cup o’ Joe and read the rest here.
‘National Schmuck’, I like it.
Check out also, William Teach’s take, over at The Pirate’s Cove, on Algore’s whine.
You beat me to this one. I read it yesterday and KNEW more people should read it, then Life got in the way of blog and I arrive today to find you’ve done a magnificent job of highlighting the Great And Glorious Paco! It’s FABulous! Thank you!
My pleasure KC. Paco’s such a damn fine writer and wit.