The Cleavage Wars: IMPORTANT BULLETIN
The Washington Rebel has joined the Allied Cause. Led by the Brave and Noble General Marcus Irishicus Cicero, it has launched it’s first offensive against the forces of darkness that seek to destroy all that is Holy and Sacred about the Female Breast.
From the General’s announcement:
To Paris, then Berlin!
As The Bishop told me during the negotiations:
He’s formidable and is well met on the right side!
Indeed. Huzzah!
This Crusade continues with even greater strength at it’s disposal.
Admiral William Teach of The Pirate’s Cove has allied himself with us.
Let us strive to do Right, as God gives us the eyes to see the Right [I'm in good with The Lord].
While General Cicero wages just battle in the ETO, I will be launching my next offensive in the PTO.
ONWARD!……TO V-I-C-T-O-R-Y !
It is good to have Buccaneers for friends!
I second that motion.