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Rule 5 Saturday [The Cleavage Wars Edition]: OPERATION COBRA

27 February 2010 @ 19:58

‘Now there’s another thing I want you to remember. I don’t want to get any messages saying that “we are holding our position.” We’re not holding anything. Let the Boobs do that. We are advancing constantly and we’re not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We’re going to hold onto him by the nose and we’re going to kick him in the ass. We’re going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we’re going to go through him like crap through a goose!’

—The Bishop, speaking to the troops, 27 February 2010, A.D.

Gentlemen: You have until 11 A.M. Sunday Morning
to surrender unconditionally
or else you will witness the utter and total destruction
of everything you hold dear.

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